My date with the person above me was going great until...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always showing off her body and I was jealous

Dyl1789

insisted that she be the main course

Carbkiller1970

Until he suggested the nude beach

VanishingNachos

Until she told me of her disdain for the food of the gods. (pizza)

Carbkiller1970

VanishingNachos wrote: »

Until she told me of her disdain for the food of the gods. (pizza)

I won't eat it , but I'll let u eat it

shortgirlsneedlovetoo

Until she took away my pasta

Carbkiller1970

It was for your own good. That's means I care❤️

FabulousFantasticFifty

She snatched the food off my plate!

FabulousFantasticFifty

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Dyl1789

Was shocked when she didn't ask me to go skinny dipping!

mrwineismybf

She made me swim with all my clothes on

Muscle_for_Fitness

She started doing Tarzan impressions

mila0814

he started flirting with the waitress

TheRoadDog

She opened her purse to grab her cell phone and her Student Body Card fell out.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He started chasing a dog running down the road!

ericaknight1995

She ate fries off my plate.

Dyl1789

I passed her coming out of the mens

slimgirljo15

I caught him feeling up our waitress

LonniJay

Her mom showed up

ericaknight1995

She was on a date with a guy at the exact same time.

VeronicaA76

She started dry humping the table.

michael1976_ca

she started fire behind me and just laughed

slimgirljo15

He asked if I'd be willing to have a threesome that included his dad

FabulousFantasticFifty

She brought up the time she had a Guy and his Father!

Dyl1789

Bragged about her farts being better than mine

slimgirljo15

His wife walked in and dumped beer on his head

Renaissance_Turtle

She got out of the handcuffs & ran away...

NLP6618

He took my m&ms and I had to kick his *kitten*

Renaissance_Turtle

It wasn't the m&m's I was interested in, then out of nowhere I got my *kitten* kicked.

NLP6618

What were u interested in? Lol