My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    she pulled her pants out and said look! pet it.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    edited February 2017
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    He opened his mouth

    :tongue:
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Kept trying to swap his salad for my fries, gave me a complex.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    She wasn't into me..M. Told me by throwing a bowl of spaghetti at my face..
  • winnsome85
    winnsome85 Posts: 508 Member
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    She told me she hated "The Walking Dead"
  • mellecita
    mellecita Posts: 6,189 Member
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    he told me he WAS the walking dead
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
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    She tried to claim she'd make a better Neegan than me :sunglasses:
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    she said my Lucille wouldn't fit...
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    edited February 2017
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    He kept hitting me over the head with his Lucille :weary:

    P.S. I'm having Neegan withdraws :cry:

    (Though lots of Daryl is holding me over okay)
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    edited February 2017
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    Lucille just wasn't THIRSTY enough for her
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    He kept messaging @kace_kay all night long
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    edited February 2017
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    After 20 minutes of her staring me in the eye with that look on her face, I couldn't take it anymore


    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Lucille just wasn't hungry enough for her

    He fecked up the line :angry: It's "thirsty" .....amateur :unamused:
  • vaccal
    vaccal Posts: 842 Member
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    She never returned my calls, messages, faxes, etc.
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    He called me a milf! dude! I'm not that old :D
  • winnsome85
    winnsome85 Posts: 508 Member
    edited February 2017
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    I put too much butter in her popcorn...
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
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    she tried to eat my food. get yo hands off my meat!
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    We couldn't agree on a diet.. I wanted to do Zone.. he wanted to do the fruit juice diet

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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
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    Yeah, that would pretty much do it :joy:
  • mrwineismybf
    mrwineismybf Posts: 4,088 Member
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    I insisted i was the king he had to be my queen
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    I tried to serve him Icelandic hákarl...

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