My date with the person above me was going great until...

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garibbalfy

she took off her bra !

activities1

He got arrested for dine and ditch

CiDiOT73

I passed the bill

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mudknuckles

She put her cigar out in my drink

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angel4732

Rick walked in

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mandipandi75

She was more interested in Rick

Shannongr29

She lost her necklace

mudknuckles

She tried to sell me a stolen necklace.

norabeezy2017

he took off his sunglasses and he was blazin'

mudknuckles

She made me google "Blazin" and stole my shrooms

Shannongr29

He tried to file a police report against the person that stole his “shrooms”

norabeezy2017

She helped him file a police report against me

mudknuckles

everyone got arrested and switched to the handcuff thread

FabulousFantasticFifty

He lied about having a key

mudknuckles

my Houdini routine failed miserably

lunidevojka

I couldnt stop staring at his obnoxious hat standing higher than the ceiling fan..

JimmyC1992

I showed her pictures of my belly button lint collection

InHeels

There was lint and belly buttons ...

YosemiteSlamAK

She kept going on and on about what to give up for Lent!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She flipped out and ripped the cross right off my neck!

parjolka

She said:..but first,push ups..and I left.

YosemiteSlamAK

She thought she was in a musical. Sang everything and danced around with a tablecloth as a cape. It was very entertaining until we were asked to leave!

lunidevojka

He wore a cat onesie and I got upset cause I would have worn mine.

Shannongr29

She tried to steal my car’s radio

NYactor1

She tried to take me back to her apartment.

DWBalboa

Until she tired of me and moved on.