My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    he didnt like that I wore a Russian flag shirt.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She claims to be Russian, but was actually from Arkansas
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    It was time to leave a tip and I began whistling and looking aimlessly at the ceiling...
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    He collected the waiter's tip.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She only gave a 10% tip.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He didnt like me calling him juat by his mfp name
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    She stuck her finger in my soup. She said she was just making sure it wasn't too hot. I thought that was kind of sweet until she licked her finger and stared me down for like 30 seconds straight. Talk about awkward...
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    stuck my finger in her tomato soup..it's my favorite.
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
    She ate my fries
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    She ate my fries

    He took his shirt off & used it as a napkin :D
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She got up and left when I order steak.
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    He told the waiter I was to only get a salad
  • _thisnameischosen_
    _thisnameischosen_ Posts: 168 Member
    Flipped the table when her salad arrived.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She didn't want to order fries but kept eating all of mine when they came.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    He didnt like the cat hair on my shirt. I said deal with it, he just grumbled.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She looked nothing like her profile picture. Who wears hot pink eye shadow with neon orange lip gloss?
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I felt he knew a little too much about makeup application
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    She asked me to show up dressed a Little Bo Peep
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    He didn't honor my request. :/
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    I didn't realize it was a costume party & she'd be Little Red Riding Hood!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    He just couldn't take things in stride.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    thepetrovafire wrote: »
    He didnt like the cat hair on my shirt. I said deal with it, he just grumbled.

    She was a cat person and I'm a dog person. It broke my heart it did.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out that he only wanted me for my dog
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    She kept calling me dawg, I didn't realize that was how she thought of me until later when she started giving me treats for following comands.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Licking himself like a dog in the restaurant was kind of embarrassing.. and I had no idea he was so flexible :D
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    She asked me to lick her. I said yes.
  • BigD06
    BigD06 Posts: 130 Member
    I wasn't in prison and I could go on a date with a woman....
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    he said his name was dog and woofed.
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    She surprised me by taking out a pair of scissors from her purse and chopping my hair off to my shoulders :o
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    Took a ziplock bag with her chopped off hair out of her purse and set it on the table while we ate

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