My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    edited April 2018
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    It was speed dating and one of us was clearly on the wrong side of the table!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited April 2018
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    They ran out of A1 steak sauce...
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    He asked for a large soup bowl and filled it with A1
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He was excited when they put ketchup on the table and poured it into his mouth
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,255 Member
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    She ordered a coconut cream pie and then throw it at my face.
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
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    he asked the waitress for her phone number, in front of me. the gall. lol
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She gave the busboy her number, technically I gave him the number. She poked me and said "give this to that cute busboy"
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
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    he thought it was a great idea to pimp me out for a few extra bucks. what impudence! lol
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    I told her she sounded sexy when she used big words. Then she said Auf Weidersehen
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
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    Until he spoke German ..and I passed out...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She passed out when I ordered Schnitzel. :anguished:
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
    edited April 2018
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    She tried to choke me with a Pretzel
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I began showing symptoms of consuming tainted romaine lettuce...
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    Which was strange because I was the one who ordered salad :|
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    Ordered a salad but ate half of my steak
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    Sold me on his juiciness but then got all stingy with it
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,255 Member
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    She told me she wasn't into Italian cuisine.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    He was dodging all the signals I threw
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,255 Member
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    mandipandi75 wrote: »
    He was dodging all the signals I threw

    I'm just to daft to pick up on them usually. :(
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    It never ended, just changed gears

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