My date with the person above me was going great until...

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  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
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    I showed her pictures of my belly button lint collection
  • InHeels
    InHeels Posts: 12 Member
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    There was lint and belly buttons ...
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She kept going on and on about what to give up for Lent!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She flipped out and ripped the cross right off my neck! :dizzy:
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
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    She said:..but first,push ups..and I left.
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
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    She thought she was in a musical. Sang everything and danced around with a tablecloth as a cape. It was very entertaining until we were asked to leave!
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    He wore a cat onesie and I got upset cause I would have worn mine.
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
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    She tried to steal my car’s radio
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    She tried to take me back to her apartment.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,255 Member
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    Until she tired of me and moved on.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    he didnt like that I wore a Russian flag shirt.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She claims to be Russian, but was actually from Arkansas
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    It was time to leave a tip and I began whistling and looking aimlessly at the ceiling...
  • parjolka
    parjolka Posts: 69 Member
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    He collected the waiter's tip.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,255 Member
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    She only gave a 10% tip.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    He didnt like me calling him juat by his mfp name
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
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    She stuck her finger in my soup. She said she was just making sure it wasn't too hot. I thought that was kind of sweet until she licked her finger and stared me down for like 30 seconds straight. Talk about awkward...
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    stuck my finger in her tomato soup..it's my favorite.
  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
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    She ate my fries
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
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    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    She ate my fries

    He took his shirt off & used it as a napkin :D

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