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She got a little too into the song and fell off the stage

She kept on trying to give the neighbor a sponge bath

She has a very large collection of glitter, like might have to buy a bigger house to accommodate all her glitter

I also use blender bottles and I wash those after each use and every week I wash the lot of them in the dishwasher. If I do use a reusable water bottle, like a Nalgene with a smaller opening, I'll take them for Sunday dinner at my mom's or sister's & throw them in their dishwashers that have the special nozzles for…

The Yosemite tattoo is actually what got me the nickname.

It is not that far off from the one I have!

Her closet is actually the "warehouse" they show on Fixer Upper

The hypnotist asked for volunteers and she sent me up. Next thing you know I'm clucking like a chicken every time someone claps their hands!

He kept taking me to puppet shows and calling it "theatre"

Lifetime supply of Twinkies

Sidney Crosby

She licked the butter off the popcorn, then put it back in the tub

We went to see a movie, I looked over and he was sitting in the lap of the person next to us.

She didn't support my dreams of becoming the next great ventriloquist. SO what my lips moved, is that any reason to crush a man's dreams?

We got snowed in at a restaurant hosting an Elvis convention

My son works at Target and one of the things he told me after he started there was "If there is an available cashier, go to them, not self checkout." (The only exception being, if he is the cashier. One time, I may have filled my basket with what would amount to making your child want to wash his brain out with soap items,…

Someone fed me a "vegan" burger. I didn't care for it

He saw everything through rose colored glasses

7050 total Warm Up 500 swim 400 kick 4 x 100 IM rest 20 Pre set 12 x 75 freestyle Main Set 2x through- all breaststroke 7 x 100 focus on turns 2:10 5 x 150 3:15 3 x 200 4:00 1 x 250 5:00 Warm down 250 easy backstroke

He tried to eat the worm and ended up at the porcelain returns and prayer stall

We agreed to get matching tattoos, one of us felt that a full back piece was too much matching

A replica dress of every Disney princess EVER!

One of the first things I heard about eating out was drink at least one full glass of ice water before you start eating. The reasons I was given were 1) your body will want to warm up the water, so it gets your metabolism going before you eat any calories 2) people tend to mistake dehydration for hunger, so by hydrating…

World's largest Claymation studio

She showed up with a 61 page contract I had to get signed and notarized before I would be able to request a goodnight kiss.

a prohibit era moonshine still

Tlingit Eagle is my next piece. Trying to decide on design. [img][/img][img][/img]