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because she got mad i kept throwing my wet towels from the shower on the floor
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Have you ever left something in the bottom of your shopping cart that you didnt pay for left the store and knowing did not go back in and pay for it.
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that someone is yourself. I want at this moment to be complemented on how well I shop for the perfect gifts for people
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no. Have you ever gone out people watching on black friday?
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huh what did you say pay ? but i dont got no money lol well you where right there in detention with me
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no. Have you ever sang in the car and didnt care who saw you?
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that beca that because you like the wrong football team! Go Timbers
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her hair red head from the blood of her enemies
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awe let me get on that right after my wife kicks my lol
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hey i didnt even know we broke up damn well i guess we broke up because of her inability to communicate women ugh
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im crying a little ...due to seasonal allergies no worries brotha
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naw nothing personal just not the way i swing
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stunning
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you sharted in the pool
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to watch a vegan break down watching me eat a big porterhouse steak!
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LMAO props on that one Devil Dog. No need for a comeback you can have your Planet Fitness membership.
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and then I finished my warm up and did drop sets with my lightest weight being his one rep max.
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though this will be fun Marine vs Army no way he can hang
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um no not with a statement like that lmao
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you werent the woman i thought you were
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yes and laughed at them too oh I was such a *kitten*
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i dont know if you could keep up drinking with me
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yes yes yes and i didnt do anything at that exact moment lol Have you ever been on a blind date?
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To get paid more and do the same level of work
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drop my weights and be totally embarrassed i was staring at them
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lets get a drink bro
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you lied about me being your first
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my pe teacher that im crushing on
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so beautiful and tan
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thinking about how blessed i am to have such a awesome wife
