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I have jumped out of perfectly good airplanes over 500 times. Probably why I've had both hips and both knees replaced.
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Donovan
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Psycho
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His mother-in-law's undies
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Honeydew melon
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Offer a leg massage
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I've tried almost every drug in existence
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Buy him a coffee
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Yes I do I am very compassionate. Is there anything better than sitting in your boat fishing and drinking beer?
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His green pool toy
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Congrats
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The girl at the gym this morning who split her drawers while doing squats in front of me.
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A hug
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A large fish on my line
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Domineering
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Axe
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Oh I believe so
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Rabbits on elevated testosterone screw PPOPP
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Heartstopping
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He braided my beard with beads while I was sleeping
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How about frozen margaritas in the hot tub
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Can't imagine any reason I would break up with her
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Bump boots
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Yum yum Hot buttered popcorn with habanero salt
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Wow
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Right after my gender reassignment surgery ;)
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Bushmills black and conversation
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Ripped
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Was always crashing the weights
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Chicago
