Justtryingmfp Member

My body is ready

Negative, I'm a meat popsicle.

Don't not

I don't want to give up on you.

Give me crayons

Befriend me

Oh my

There's a group of us that gather every morning. Also you need more bushes.

Twice this morning

Another day

Turns out they're blurry.

I've heard it looks like a taxidermy squirrel.

Eh he can't hear me at the moment, something about swimmers ear.

Let me ask his bro Mr. Ness.

I've heard Bigfoot is an active MFP user and that his foot isn't his only big part.

And that's the second time I woke up with a little person in bed.

This is not the best post, no this is just a tribute.

Dear Crush, I miss the simple days when it was just you me and the toaster.

Pillow pants.

Am I too late for love?

Stop eating all the nachos

Rule two is we don't talk about the new girl clique

I wish pancakes were more cake and less pan.

No And that wasn't the only thing they were free loading.

Sniffed my used panties, sickos.

The inquisator

Ha

Well my fat fantasy is ruined.

Vicious, you're going to get flagged.

I like it!