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I get so angry and upset about some things on mfp and they don't really even matter, but I still do
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I am an awful person because once in fifth grade we had a long term substitute everyone hated and I put a tack on her chair. Then I took it off real quick...but the thought was there.
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Dear A. I am visible. me
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Sometimes I tell my kids that I'm going to open the fence gate and let the dogs run away when they don't take their turn feeding and caring for them. And the dogs hear me.
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you are gorgeous. You make my lady muffin jealous.
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I told my son he couldn't have anymore ravioli because we were all out and that the unopened bag in the freezer was moldy
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Dear A you hurt my feelings all the time and don't even know it me
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my son wondered why band and choir got called down for a yearbook group pic but not his study hall. I fell off my chair laughing so hard.
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my friend was worried about footprints outside her window and I told her that if she wakes up at night to a man in a trenchcoat furiously ma$turbating outside her window to make sure she records it.
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red wine
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he was here but got scared away by the bread bashers
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well now I have a joke about that but it'll make me seem creepy.
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somedays I'd rather be around other peoples kids than my own
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can i come? do we need dollahs?
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I didn't get your permit to post here
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all my kids having a bad day at once
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I'm so out of the loop. Who is the mean girl? Can we guess by charades so its still vague?
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If you were a piano I'd run my hands along all your keys
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One bushy eyebrow, half a mustache and a motorcycle is good
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that dumping thing is a gross fetish. I didn't know you were in to "that *kitten*".
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how tired I am. How so very very very tired I am.
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Dear A I must apologize as I appear to be a horrible flirt. me
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Your words are so bad I need to shut your mouth with my tongue.
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if we were experts we wouldn't be in jail all the time. Can't teach an old dog new tricks.
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I have a leak you can plug
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Lets play hide the salami
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lets remove the casing
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BUT...there can be only ONE!
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Those shoulders make me moist
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I'll have my jaws unwired, if ya want me to.
