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That was a terrifying movie.

I love you because you all humor me with silliness

Actually @LiftingRiot you are a damaged bad boy who fights crime like Deadpool, only you don’t ever wear a shirt. You also yell at anyone you catch admiring you, leading to the ultimate fist fight dance off with Kevin Spacey.

My teeth break and shatter, nobody has a sense of humor and My autocorrect changes everything to bad words, which I text to my parents

@mybfisred stars as the young college graduate with secret powers. Hilarity ensues as she learns to control her powers of mind control with the help of her professor @EyeLoveCake, while getting mixed up with the MfP Mob. Rated R for violence and food porn.

@newmeadow stars in a coming of age drama in which she eats cereal and looks out the window, ALOT. She then yells at her neighbor for being too loud. The neighbor played by @RoxieDawn turns out to be a spy, trying to discover medical secrets from newmeadow. Lots of gun battles ensue in this intense psychological thriller.

I’ll be passenger number three, holding a baby. I don’t know whose baby it is, just that it isn’t mine and someone said “here, hold this baby”.

Just another reason getting old sucks

Fine but they better be big flowers.

I can’t :( but yes.

When a banana goes missing I’m looking at you first.

Too late. I’m your romantic interest and we are filming in your garage. I forged your name on the contract.

I don’t want to drive an hour on bad snow covered roads tonight but I have to. And I want to eat chocolate.

The vegans and the paleos face off in the ultimate showdown taking place in a dangerous gang ridden inner city Walmart. They must work together to find a way out...alive.

@lstrat115 stars in a romantic comedy with @WorkerDrone83 in which they often play games like “hide the banana” and “which body part won’t the coconut oil reach” while at work.

@leut_underpants and captain underpants star in an exciting thriller based off the Highlander Flicks. There can be only one.

Egg-celent

I put the cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the pantry (more than once)

Jackie Chan’s calluses

There was NO cape in the graduate.

I can’t wait for the thrilling sensational blockbuster soon to release about the Keto tribe facing the CICO tribe in a death match on Mars.

I will costar. I’ll play the dog which gets the new sweater.

I am an old lady hanging out my sheets to dry. It starts raining and I see a downtrodden young man ( @CaptainFantastic00 ) passing by. I loan him a sheet so he can have shelter from the rain. Unbeknownst to me, a giant pair of my underpants are stuck to the sheet. He gladly takes the sheet and has an epiphany....he needs a…

The 8th in the Magnificent Seven

@RunHardBeStrong would play my love interest and we’d bake muffins in a bakery while telling dirty jokes to the customers. @cee134 would order a gluten free muffin and then the odd love triangle would evolve in which he made us muffins and told us clean jokes and we wrestled over him in flour.

Al sharptons dance shoes

@csbnga and I would star in a car driving thriller in which neither of us had our morning coffee before the bad guys dared talked to us in a pleasant manner.

Im sick of people who promise something and don’t deliver

The floor after a viewing of “Debbie does Dallas”

I Love looking at you because by you look so good and I know you work hard to look that good.