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Beautiful dark hair, light eyes, a sexy dopey librarian look.
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My ideal woman looks like Tommy Wiseau
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Woo!
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Jasiek?
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The vine where the girl vapes and the camera pans to the guy and he turns and gives a nasally “wow”
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Cake is okay, Caco is best, Get your *kitten* off my chest.
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https://youtu.be/97CtEReZEaQ Canadian talent
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Yeah, I’m a virgin remember. I don’t have the Biebs voice
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You don’t know what my voice sounds like.
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Get out of here. Please. Sorry.
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I personally love my chemical romance
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Well, last night I had to read through my buddy getting laid cause he steamed some damn broccoli and it’s only 12 hours later, I’m not that talented
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I don’t mind a little nibbling
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Goats are so much easier.
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Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games.
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Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam
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As a little boy I dreamed of a romance like this
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Mfp makes me very hard Edit: the jail time made me hard like the movie get hard, don’t get it twisted you dolts
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His pull out game was strong
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Watch me whip Watch me nae nae
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https://youtu.be/K44j-sb1SRY
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I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead
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No, she didn’t skip the junk. He was descriptive. He used the word starfish.
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Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.
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Baritone here
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Narcissists I mean... Narcissa Malfoy
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My *Kitten* Pal
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I’ll bite. How do you know?
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There’s a new song with some new rules that says this doesn’t work
