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                What is wrong with you? You guys must be haute couture or something
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                I claim this.
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                Way to stay positive
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                If this was a movie about shades of grey it would be a good thing!
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                They probably have shingles too
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                You’re so dirty.. giggle wink.. dirty like a ranch dressing packet
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                You’re my dream girl
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                Does McDonalds toss or stir their salad?
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                Get this smut talk out of here, what do you think this is, a gosh darn garage?
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                I don’t stuff my pants, you do!
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                Bump - I think I caught shingles from the paying to live with someone thread or the ghosting thread.
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                That’s a video!
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                There’s a sea full of fish for you out there
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                Did you take that video with the same camcorder they used for Blair Witch Project and Cloverfield?
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                Did you keep the invoices?
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                GET OUT
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                I wonder if there’s a spice that could be sprinkled on to add a kick of flavour
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                That’s a real nice curve
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                Stop looking at me and judging me
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                He he he he
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                OKAY POLISH PEOPLE LIKE KIELBASA ITS A THING
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                Please let me be free of these saucy Sausage references
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                Well, was kielbasa purchased?
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                I’m actually hiding in my moms basement
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                I am Optimus Prime, a robot in disguise
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                What kind of tag are we talking about? Will it leave a mark?
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                We call this one the Space Needle