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I think I’ll eat more calories than I should today.
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Knows when and for how long to cuddle due to potential dangers such as intruders, fire or other natural disasters and is considerate of my arm going numb. Touches my booty and does nothing else with it.
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It’s nice when she’s a morning person
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I don't know I think I look cute af in a minnie mouse outfit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7EBA5GMJk
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You are the culprit
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The song “be our guest” just played in my head radio
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I say let’s go watch a movie, But you just want to stay in, Baby this could be us, But you just playin’
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Someone who thinks 50 shades is terrible
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I have a bit of a callous on my right pinky where the edge of my phone case sits. I’m a one handed texter.
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Those are girls!
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Your mom tossed away your dumb pizza, Don’t she know I’m a picky eater? Gotta find something else to do, Why don’t we order Chinese for two.
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I ship it
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https://i.imgur.com/xz6lQbP.gifv
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I dig this
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https://youtu.be/a37nKM4TSc4
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Dang. There was a guy looking for naughty women before. This might be a match.
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Do you ever not floss your teeth cause that’s pretty inappropriate
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I told them I was going out for lunch and they said they didn’t care. They needed to hear this.
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It blew out her intestines
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Same. My group chat disbanded today because I told all my friends I hate them
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That’s not what you said last night