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In before the........... actually I can't even call it Carry on
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Poe was still doing his thing in the 90's?! What a squire. (Okay I'll admit that was a lame joke)
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😨 We been had OP be like
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A pack of feral hogs squealing past me on an dewy morning Appalachian hike/LSD comedown. The sound takes me right back to being awakened in the wee hours of the night as a young boy by my old man in the bathroom after one of his Taco Cabana binges.
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Dear Santa, Can you go through the patio this year? We are having the roof recanvassed and painted next month. Feliz Navidad, The Ramirez Gang
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Those yellow sweet potatoes that don't have any stringy pulp in it.
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A snoring businesswoman on a red eye flight wearing a sleep mask with a bunch of little french toasts on it.
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A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa
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Filling out my calendar for December. Hope I'm not jumping the gun.
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Upright bass player for a traveling jazz quartet.
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Mix & Match Kitchen Tiles
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Ha! She'll learn to get into a bidding war with me. Bring me my cheque book, Cedric!
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Can we discuss the art on the wall? It really speaks to me.
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Heard this at a TJ Maxx while trying on trousers and broke down in the dressing room. 😥 I love all of you. https://youtu.be/Qc717umDOuY
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I wear mine everywhere (gym, work, night school). The only time I'll take it off is if I'm going to the happy hour at Applebee's.... 'cause, well, you never know when you might get lucky. 😲
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I like Chick-fil-A's breakfast menu. It's the only place I'll have breakfast, otherwise I fast until lunch. I usually get the hash brown scramble chicken burrito with 2 biscuits and an order of the chicken minis. And maybe like a side of hash browns that I save til the very end. And to drink - lots of water!
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On hold with the cable company. If I'm not watching Jeopardy when 7pm rolls around, there will be hell to pay!!!
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Someone who brings a tambourine to an Earth Day festival.
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I would complain but I get a little musty myself as the day goes on so I really can't say *kitten*. 😅
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Usually during halftime of the Cowboys game. But first we go around and say what we're grateful for, people start crying, and this pilgrim starts to get hangry.
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https://youtu.be/2Zwt4tv0uFY
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If I don't get at least 6 hours of sleep, I look like *kitten*. I get dark circles around my eyes, my skin turns yellowish, and the foxy lil' receptionist at work won't say good morning to me. Pretty much👇
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Well done! Roller skating is too fun. I went this past summer on a Disco Night. 😁
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Not sure if they're still doing it this season but last season a bunch of Tennessee Titans players adopted a plant based diet. Are they featured in the documentary? https://www.espn.com/blog/tennessee-titans/post/_/id/26419/vegan-meals-all-the-rage-for-titans-with-15-players-converted
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I never realized you can put a song/anthem on your Tinder profile. 🤔 Should I keep it classy with a Frank Sinatra number, or go with something a little more hip to the streets like Lil' Uzi Vert? (damn, my spellcheck was fighting me on that one)
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Someone who does silly little things to purposely annoy me. Like putting a scorpion in my pillowcase.
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If they make discriminatory remarks about my cereal choices. Why can't a man enjoy a bowl of Froot Loops these days?
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Yes. I'd be keen to, brother. My dad's friend used to play in wheelchair basketball tournaments and he would invite me to come practice with his team sometimes. The first time was quite a shock to my arms, to say the least.
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I completely agree with what your saying. Their does seem to be a lack of command on grammers in this forum. But you know what... that's there problem, not mine. I can only rely on and be grateful for the top notch private school education I received during my privileged upbringing. I'll pay you back someday, Mom & Dad.…
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Wendy's has a 2 for $5 deal right now. I'm gonna switch it up tonight and get the Dave's Single and 10 chicken nuggets.
