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I've been scrambling to find a date for New Year's on these dating apps but no one seems interested in a sober night of traditional polka dancing to the 90's.
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https://youtu.be/PYT99MVe_6E
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Someone who always has a ray of light shining down on them like a baby angel in a Renaissance painting.
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I like to play this little game called Hide the Soul. Trust me, you'll love it.
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I guess it was the keychain xylophone I got from our Secret Santa <$10 gift exchange at work. Better than nothin'! :blush:
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Well done, sir 👍
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Master of Ceremonies for the World's Largest Gumbo Festival
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Upper lip waxing. Pain-free or your money back!
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I like to go to the gym when it's crowded... so around 5pm. I get more energized when everyone around me is getting it in. When the gym is empty my mind wanders and I find myself sitting at the lat pulldown station for 47 minutes.
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https://youtu.be/R9rW8Wbd2Xk
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Thinking about downgrading this kid's gift from $25 to $5 for running on the floor. He's so *kitten* loud. 😖
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I'm gonna hit up Jack in the Box during halftime of the Lakers-Clippers game. Never really cared for my Aunt Fay's cooking. 😕
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When will someone ever serenade me. :frown: I wanna see the horses. :frown:
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Congrats. And the updated wardrobe is stylish.👌
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Your blood glucose spikes after a meal (especially a large one with ice cream for dessert). If your level is <140 1-2 hours after a meal, you are ok. So yours sounded about right after 4 hours. Doctors look at the entire picture. If something is just a bit out of range they might not even mention it. Also if you were in a…
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Might as well try it for the 3-6 weeks they recommend if you've been dealing with IBS for years. Monash University created the diet and they have a useful app (for $9) that is regularly updated. I've also read good things about the product IBgard to control flare-ups.
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Mercy Mercy Ghee
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Ain't Too Proud to Keg
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When a Kumquat Loves a Woman
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Has a thing for lonely mall Santas at the bar. Tis the season indeed.
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Funerals. My funeral. If I die at an old age, who is gonna show up? Omg I'm freaking out now.
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Sending this to my dad. Groove with me, dad. https://youtu.be/IkmCn7BPMA0
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I've never even tried these but I already know they'd be my favorites. Chocolate chip cookie with brownie inside
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https://youtu.be/xd0tRxjSg_I
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https://youtu.be/mJfNjfYbmQo
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I like to go check out the ritzy neighborhood that's decked out with lots of lights & decorations. Last year I took a stroll around with my 64 oz thermos of spiked egg nog and the police got called out because apparently I was yelling "Ho-Ho-Ho" in an aggressive manner? Someone on the local Facebook group described it as a…
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I was in 8 leagues this season and made the playoffs in all of them. However, like you, I only reached the championship in one of them. Last year I cleared $1K in winnings but this year I'll break even if I win my matchup this week. I don't even care. I'm so deflated. Who's kidding who... I'm gonna go hard on DraftKings…
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It wasn't today but recently I learned that it's called Cliff's Notes and not Cliff Notes. Did you know this? Shows you how much I read growing up.
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I don't like it when pedestrians become hurried at the sight of me in my big bad Prius. I see you. Take your time. I ain't special. I felt bad for this guy the other day who felt the need to break into a home-run trot in the Target parking lot when I had already came to a full stop and waved him on. My man looked like he…