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An overworked, dejected millennial having an epiphany inside of a Trader Joe's.
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The year 2020 doesn't even make sense. It sounds utopic to me. Sad to think I'll still be eating tuna and crackers and waiting for laundry to finish this time next month.
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I want a fair trade bamboo yoga mat, a $50 Cameo shout-out from Jessica Simpson, and an anarchist cookbook.
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What DOES it take to be a Shen Yun dancer... 🤔
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Ok. Fine. Last week I had a chocolate milkshake from Chick-fil-A for the very first time. That was the highlight of my year.
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I don't do that year-in-review *kitten*. I am alive right now and that is that!
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Ceviche tostadas.
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My teeth. I happen to have a few of them!
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Someone with a boring name like Blair but they try to offset that by wearing Versace shades and a dangly lightning bolt earring in one ear.
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When she introduces me to her friends and I notice they're referring to her by the nickname of Icepick. 😯
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I'm not fun at parties anyway. "Did you know that 72 Americans die each year of alcohol related poisoning at ugly sweater themed holiday parties?" Me pestering all the guests. :ohwell:
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I'll just wave to you from the corner and then hook a sharp left. 😃 See you next year!
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The cat really gives it an ominous feel that there is perhaps a woman in a robe holding an axe on the inside. Thus, I shall enjoy the view from my vehicle traveling 40 MPH. Nice lights, lady.
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We had a cornucopia but it was filled entirely of pumpkin cheesecake. Not sure if that's what the forefathers envisioned.
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https://youtu.be/fz-hbPpK4zc
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https://youtu.be/-14HWhDfuLE
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I need some sweaters. I'm so picky.
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If her Hyundai is paid off and she plays co-ed soccer after work.
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What if the artist has a tricky name like DaBaby or Waka Flocka Flame?
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Someone deep and complex enough to engage in a 3-hour late night conversation at a Denny's regarding the artistic merit of Pitbull.
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Thanksgiving is a free day of eating. It does not count. The Pilgrims didn't log anything, so why should you?
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Wesley Snipes in the movie To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
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A woman's voice is the healer of all ills 🛐🛐 https://youtu.be/lir12lPdw5Y https://youtu.be/RNSIXBWAVxI
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BAM. Cabbage Patch Kids Stencil Kit.🔥 But, um, most of the time I was outside playing football though 👀
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Verbal abuse at the Target snack bar
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https://youtu.be/4ekmZvue6xU
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A backwoods casino at 2:30am when you haven't had anything to eat in 7 hours. Degenerately soothing.
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An older brother named Rocco. 👀
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I still listen to this kind of music at the gym. People might think I'm rockin' out to the latest top 40 rapper - but I ain't. https://youtu.be/vsJ2LBZoz-k
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A self-congratulatory and standoffish neo-hippie with an "Ordo Ab Chao" sticker on their $2000 laptop. Lord help me outgrow this phase.
