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I've had a Tinder for 6 years now. Been on about 3.5 dates (don't ask about that half a date...lol). I get one match for every 1,000 profiles I swipe right on. But you know what, I am still determined.
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Turning the volume down on a Rod Stewart song at a red light.
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Wearing a burlap sack on an 82 degree day.
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Taking a shower with the lights turned off. #psoriasis😑
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That pissed off girl at jury duty with her sunglasses on.
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Hold up🤚. What you mean another forum? Oh haaail no. *throws all the posts I've read of yours into the street*
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Don't communicate by throwing jumbo marshmallows at each other. Talk it out first.
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He runs a very successful empanada stand in Little Havana Miami. Mention MFP and get one FREE empanada when you purchase 3 empanadas. *offer excludes all dessert empanadas
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It's cheesy, nutty. You can use it like parmesan cheese. The fortified kind is full of b-vitamins. That's why I used to eat it, to get my B12 as a vegan.
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Gary Coleman's middle school yearbook
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https://youtu.be/eOP-D48WUF8
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Chats with me when I'm in the shower, as she's curling her hair. It's the simple things.
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It's probably just patellar tendonitis. I say register for that half marathon! (hard smack on the butt)
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I've been using a lot of the Beyond Meat beef crumbles in my meals. 12g protein per 1/2 cup.
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https://youtu.be/PjUblmk4Cyo
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IDL those blasé reactions on Antiques Roadshow when they get told their late Aunt Esther's wooden spoon set is worth 70 grand. "Gee, really? That's nice." *kitten*, you better give me a fist pump or something. PBS is so light in the nuts.
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You ARE good enough. Now get in there and make a taco casserole that'll make the world forget Julia Child ever existed.
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Don't get wasted in front of her parents and start crying about your ex. True story. J/k
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Don't start an argument you can't finish in the potpourri aisle at Target.
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Don't surprise them when they come home from work by converting the garage into a shrine for Whoopi Goldberg.
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A homesteading poser from Brooklyn wearing galoshes to an apple orchard.
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Cattle ranching in the world's largest tropical rainforest. Real smooth, guys. A+ decision making.
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I was assigned to this forum by a low-carb ice cream company to harvest all of your datas for the upcoming line of winter solstice flavors. It has now been 7 months since the completion of my mission yet I have found myself attached to all of you on an emotional level. I know how you like your coffee in the morning, where…
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Corner him in the break room while panting heavily. We like that.
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You look great, Elaine. Keep on walking. B)
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Well done, Stephen. 👏
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