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I say yes… and also log the workout I assume you’re waking up from- and, make sure they know about it and feel harshly judged by how many calories you guesstimate you burned during said workout.
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Well I mean— we are all on mfp sooo… Food. 🤷🏼♀️
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You mean to tell me there’s people who put other people in their profile pictures?!? I’ll never look at the world the same way again!
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I bring protein bars in my walk of shame fanny-pack… doesn’t everyone?
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The ruggedness? The “I’ll you alive” smirk? The scar? The body? The beard? The eyes? The tattoos? I would sell my first borns soul to have 3 minutes with that man…
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I mean, damn… Can you also write RXs? *Asking for a friend*
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You complete me.
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Doses of: Adderall Xanax Lithium And, vodka.
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• PS5 (preorder)x2 • 3 Smart bulbs • A pair of shoes • Niacin (cause, ducks) • 1800 sq. ft. Insulation, welding wire, shingles and copper pipe (cause, work)
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I’m on my way.
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@iMago solves all my problems so I’m just here for hair dye... Recently did this mermaid dye job on my youngest heathens head. That is all. 🧜🏻♀️
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THIS. Exactly this!
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Nonsense... I’m like the least dangerous pal ever.
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In honor of Friday... #flashback 💋💁🏼♀️ #hashtagsdontworkhere
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This has never happened before... If I had a heart- it'd be broken.
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Sounds like a MIB movie- but like, in Kentucky.
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The internet is forever.
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In an effort to be the most helpful pal I can- might I Direct you to the following:
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Crap... so much for my deafening feminism being an excellent cover 🤦🏼♀️ PS: dm for promo code 🤷🏼♀️💋
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Mannnn! Blowing my cover hardcore! 🤦🏼♀️😭
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Don’t live there anymore- but it’ll always be home. Appreciate this thread. 🤍
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:insert perpetual disappointment here: 😭
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Lies. I guarantee it said “lemme see what dat mouf do...”
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How many pals does he have and how many of them are female? That’ll answer all your questions.
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Well if you must know: I don’t mean to brag buuuutt... Just when I thought I’d become overqualified (:cough: aged out...) for SugarBabbies— it appears that maybe- just maybe, I’ve still got it... 💰🤣💁🏼♀️👴🏼
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All this disagree discussion has me feeling some kind of way... So, I’m going to need someone to go back and tally up all my disagrees (or, in the olden days- my flags that actually were dick heads disagreeing with me...) so that I can claim the title that is very obviously mine and mine alone. 👎🏼💁🏼♀️👑😈
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I don’t even know how I am supposed to feel about all those emojis...🤣👌🏼💁🏼♀️😈 😜
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Random observation: The metal contraption on the left looks like a nipple ring... But also, like a TP holder. Super conflicting visual. PS: 👋🏼😊
