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ITS LIKE YOU REALLY KNOW ME!
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I’ve clearly been out of the game for far too long...
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You can just look at IG “activity” actually. But I didn’t tell you that.
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If you know what you’re doing you can. Stage 5 clinger level social media stalking is in the girls guidebook to the universe nowadays.
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For you, anything. But only for 5... 4... .
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LOL. No.
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and leave her on read, often.
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This is just *kitten* ridiculous.
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So many inappropriate gifs... I... Cant. :'(
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I'll be whatever you want me to be.
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pshhh -- what do I look like, an amateur?!
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who says its the kayak that has to be launched
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This is why I cant have nice things... or threads. Cause, 10/10 would recommend going to jail for nekkid "kayaking"
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If you talk to him - tell him Tyrone is looking for him.
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Only if he lets me use his tools...
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I mean, if everyone wants advice on being notoriously shameless and vulgar... prolly a bad idea tbh. I’m basically the worst. 😂
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Only if he’s the one making them. IMHO. But I’m no @iMago
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Have had maximum success with this. True story.
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New phone who dis...
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Facts. I know, cause I'm a super self-aware sociopath.
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Seent it!
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We must be neighbors.
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FIFY
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Shhh. I too have appearances to keep up.
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It’s my superpower.
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.......... #hashtagsdontworkhere
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It has appearances to keep up. How else would all the married folk get away with it all these years?
