betty_veronica4 Member

He took a slap shot and I had to call it quits.

Didn't like hockey

Thought she was Tinkerbell

Thought Vanilla Ice was rap.

Her rap sheet was a mile long.

Really strange smurf fetish...

Told me I looked horrible in blue.

Love it. Watching retro game shows.

That wasn't holy water he was shaking all over the place.

HE peed the bed one too many times. One is too many times.

ALWAYS took the caramel out of the box before I got a shot at it.

Kept following me around with a camera. The flash kept waking me up, and I needed my beauty sleep.

Kept telling me I needed to run more. I.e., she thought I was too fat. Harumph.

Or keto.

She was inappropriate with my best friend. At dinner.

Had a really strange Martha Stewart fetish.

Was always forgetting who he was.

Wanted me to call him Sugar Daddy. Or just Daddy. Gross.

She rowed port but I preferred starboard. Such a shame.

Always wanted to paint the town red. Sometimes I just wanted to Netflix and chill.

He was obsessed with his motorboat.

Too much Reggie and not enough Gronkowski.

The bizarre collection of used Q-tips was more than a little disturbing.

Bra-effing-o. Every woman I know - and I mean every - has had a man push too far after being told no. And, MOST men I know, including the legitimately awesome, kind, and feminist ones, have at least once laughed along to a joke about a woman or a sexist comment instead of saying, "Dude, you are being a douche."

He always knew what I was thinking before I said it. It creeped me out.

Stop doing it. It's how we are conditioned, but you don't have to. If you are creeped out, as hard as it is to say, please stop. Say it. You will feel so much better and stronger.

There were always too many sea men around.

He didn't appreciate my storytelling abilities.

NO! Don't find another gym. He is the one being creepy and inappropriate. As women, we are subtly trained to not make a scene. So, we change gyms, we change seats at a bar if a dude keeps "accidentally" brushing our leg, we laugh off inappropriate come-ons when we are really creeped out. No. We should not have to…

Right smack in the middle of my group. I can end in top three if things roll my way.