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Tried to steal all my shares of Apple stock. Definitely a gold digger!
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The damn dog kept chewing my shoes and taking my spot on the couch.
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She kept telling me I looked tired. I knew it was code for I looked like *kitten*.
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The intro music to Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was an instant turn-on to her. Creepy much?
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She just could not satisfy my needs
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Was always moving the furniture. Totally messed with my feng shui.
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Frankly, I just grew tired of her.
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Her beloved pet chickens just smelled way too much.
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Was way too bossy
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He didn't like things hard.
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Was always comparing herself to others
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Thought "No Child Left Behind" was an adoption order. He seriously had, like four dozen kids at home.
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Thought Kids in the Hall was better than Upright Citizens Brigade
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The brass knuckles did not tickle.
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Only wanted to get frisky if I was wearing Mickey ears.
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Called me a dog.
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Wouldn't flush my pipes.
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After hearing her fantasies, I had to scrub my mind clean. It was too much even for me.
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Every time I asked about getting married, she said, "Let's table it." I figured it was never going to happen.
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Was allergic to my cats
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I picked Kansas to take it all, so they better roll right over Nova...
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He was a love em and keep em kind of guy. I wasn't into being a Sister Wife.
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Had a massive head
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Couldn't maintain his house. Landlord evicted him for living in a biohazard.
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She misplaced my number - for a year.
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Something about a special plug...oh, wait...not going there....
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She didn't appreciate my assertiveness
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Love Public speaking?
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So proud of you! Let us know how it goes. Stay strong!
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Just have to say I LOVE the tailoring comparison. I have to get my clothes altered all the time. I am 6' tall and it is really hard to get things to fit right in length and waist/hips at same time. Good tailoring makes ALL the difference....and takes both pounds and years off of your appearance.
