betty_veronica4 Member

Tried to steal all my shares of Apple stock. Definitely a gold digger!

The damn dog kept chewing my shoes and taking my spot on the couch.

She kept telling me I looked tired. I knew it was code for I looked like *kitten*.

The intro music to Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was an instant turn-on to her. Creepy much?

She just could not satisfy my needs

Was always moving the furniture. Totally messed with my feng shui.

Frankly, I just grew tired of her.

Her beloved pet chickens just smelled way too much.

Was way too bossy

He didn't like things hard.

Was always comparing herself to others

Thought "No Child Left Behind" was an adoption order. He seriously had, like four dozen kids at home.

Thought Kids in the Hall was better than Upright Citizens Brigade

The brass knuckles did not tickle.

Only wanted to get frisky if I was wearing Mickey ears.

Called me a dog.

Wouldn't flush my pipes.

After hearing her fantasies, I had to scrub my mind clean. It was too much even for me.

Every time I asked about getting married, she said, "Let's table it." I figured it was never going to happen.

Was allergic to my cats

I picked Kansas to take it all, so they better roll right over Nova...

He was a love em and keep em kind of guy. I wasn't into being a Sister Wife.

Had a massive head

Couldn't maintain his house. Landlord evicted him for living in a biohazard.

She misplaced my number - for a year.

Something about a special plug...oh, wait...not going there....

She didn't appreciate my assertiveness

Love Public speaking?

So proud of you! Let us know how it goes. Stay strong!

Just have to say I LOVE the tailoring comparison. I have to get my clothes altered all the time. I am 6' tall and it is really hard to get things to fit right in length and waist/hips at same time. Good tailoring makes ALL the difference....and takes both pounds and years off of your appearance.