We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • JimmyC1992
    JimmyC1992 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Our relationship violated doctor-patient fraternization rules
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He became a monk
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    She didn't like my granny style.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    J383 wrote: »
    She didn't like my granny style.

    Hey.. its great to see you back :)


    She cleared out with our furniture
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    Was always moving the furniture. Totally messed with my feng shui.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was always cursing at me when I rearranged the furniture :open_mouth: Feng Shui you!!!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,616 Member
    edited April 2018
    I was neither sympathetic or empathetic, only pathetic...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he kept talking about his friend Jessie and his girl
  • cuddlebunny18
    cuddlebunny18 Posts: 21 Member
    She forgot me
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    She was too needy
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    She just could not satisfy my needs
  • braktalker
    braktalker Posts: 1 Member
    He was mentally damaging me, thought I wanted it to work so badly. Destroyed myself to be enough, eventually discovered it wasn't... right. I compared myself to his exes too much, told myself for 5ys I didn't deserve him and he was beyond to god for me, whether that was true or not- ended up with an eating disorder because I am 5'11 200lbs, a tall thick-framed gal, not his skinny blonde loves. Self-confidence and gaslighting ended us, on both counts- but not a pity, I'm tired of being that version of "me".
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Sorry Sweetie... You matter and are Beautiful Never forget that! <3

    betty_veronica4 wrote: »
    She just could not satisfy my needs


    She apparently needed the neighbor and the Pool Boy!
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    The intro music to Mister Rogers' Neighborhood was an instant turn-on to her. Creepy much?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He liked to play music during sexy time.. I laughed everytime 'Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts' came on.. it ruined our sex life :D
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She kept asking me to play the same song over and over ;)
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    He was always too tired to play for me. :D:p
  • BluEyedMama85
    BluEyedMama85 Posts: 560 Member
    She didn't think blondes were in fact more fun
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    She kept telling me I looked tired. I knew it was code for I looked like *kitten*.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    She was always tired.
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    The damn dog kept chewing my shoes and taking my spot on the couch.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited April 2018
    She thought that it was ok to wear my favorite shoes whenever she felt like it!
    NOBODY wears my shoes but me!!!
  • J383
    J383 Posts: 4,574 Member
    She didnt know how to share..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I knew how to share...I just didn't want to! :tongue:
  • betty_veronica4
    betty_veronica4 Posts: 196 Member
    Tried to steal all my shares of Apple stock. Definitely a gold digger!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Only fed me apples and would never pan for gold!
  • BluEyedMama85
    BluEyedMama85 Posts: 560 Member
    Tried to give me gold ..I only like silver
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I caught her melting silver and making bullets... I only howled that one time...Geesh!!!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    I was always angry that she couldn't fold a fitted sheet. When she finally left me, I found all the corners had been cut off. Not cool.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    LOL! Was like living with a Drill Sargent !

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