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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was always jealous of my fancy oscillating toothbrush. I caught her using mine even though she had a very practical manual powered toothbrush. How could we go back and rebuild the trust? How?
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She owned too many battery powered devices
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Wait.......... are...... you........... breaking......... up........... with.............. me?
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He spoke with these dramatic pauses....... For......... Everything0
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she was too organized0
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She wouldn't follow the budget and laughed at my pie charts.0
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He compared me to his ex-girlfriend. Also told me to stop trying to lose weight but always complained about how big my thighs are.0
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She was always trying to fatten me up with her fried Chicken thighs0
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She thought I’d be taller...0
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He was shorter than me and that's SHORT!!0
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Didn't approve of the boobie cupcakes I made1
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He called everyone sweet names but me.. he called me 'turnip' 1
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Justified76 wrote: »She called me a lot of names but sweet thing was far from any of them
You started it, you called me 'turnip' first
so I called you broccoli britches 
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Thought that Garlic Breath was a term of endearment0
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She said I was always sleepy0
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I guess it’s justified then0
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He only took advantage when I slept.. I'd wake up and it would all be over 0
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She all fell asleep during sexy time0
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His sexy time put me to sleep 1
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She wanted too much sexy time0
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she recorded her sexy time as exercise on MFP.. 30 calories are getting you NOWHERE!0
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He kept asking if we could do "bedroom Olympics"0
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I'm perfectly lonely - I don't belong to anyone and nobody belongs to me...0
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Didn't even acknowledge my existence 0
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I would not "like" her naked Facebook pics0
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He posted nekkid pics of me on the internet
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she actually posed for said pics0
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I found the hidden camera behind the two-way mirror on his ceiling
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she enjoyed my bedroom ceiling mirror too much0
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