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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • REDMANIV
    REDMANIV Posts: 348 Member
    We could never be married to each other
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He ran off with our neighbour
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  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    She enjoyed a solitary life
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    He wanted to write a book about our relationship
  • REDMANIV
    REDMANIV Posts: 348 Member
    Because she wouldn't let me include our action photos in the book about our relationship
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didn't. .still happy together
  • REDMANIV
    REDMANIV Posts: 348 Member
    Because no matter how many times I tell her that "we are finished", she keeps saying that we are still "happy together"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    WE DIDNT break up.. he's tied up in the basement bwahahaha :D
  • REDMANIV
    REDMANIV Posts: 348 Member
    And that right there ^^^^ is why we couldn't be a pair...I chewed threw the rope and ran off........no more basement for me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He thought he was a puppy, chewed everything
  • REDMANIV
    REDMANIV Posts: 348 Member
    No matter how many times I asked she refused to keep her litter box clean
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    REDMANIV wrote: »
    No matter how many times I asked she refused to keep her litter box clean

    :laugh: .. cleaning himself like a puppy was embarrassing when we were out .. who knew he was that flexible lol.
  • REDMANIV
    REDMANIV Posts: 348 Member
    :D Whenever we would meet new people she would always introduce herself by sniffing inappropriate places on their person.......I could never get her to break that habit. :)
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he was just too handsy with everyone but me!!!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I was physically inferior for her taste...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he told me the shoes I fell in love with were silly
  • Beardfarmss
    Beardfarmss Posts: 780 Member
    She got my name tattooed on her feet. I didn't like that at all
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    He had dozens of past loves’ names tattooed on his feet
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Couldn't remember my name
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    Olga, you know better than to fib like that :o
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He couldn't remember my name
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    Who are you?
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He couldn't remember his name
  • NoQuitterHere
    NoQuitterHere Posts: 764 Member
    Hodoor!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Not only did he always finish all of my sentences but he also always finished my meals...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He likes Apple, I liked Android. So many fights
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She ate my apple so I ate her android...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he ate all the liquorice
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She purposely hid her liquorice from me ...

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