We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

pinksunnyrose

I’m a girl Marina

lisaloumn2

because you met your new girlfriend right in front of me and asked me to leave when i asked what the deal was

pinksunnyrose

I had to draw the line at bringing Tigger in the bedroom!

kam26001

she refused to put me as a beneficiary on her life insurance plan. We've been together 3 weeks- c'mon!

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pinksunnyrose

He even slept in that costume

inconsequential01

Caught her stashing costumes everywhere

Crochetmama84

Errrrmmmm... I didnt realize this was an "about the person above you" post... Sooo i have no idea.

AliNouveau

She was confused and just wandered off

Watching_The_Wheels

Miscommunication and addiction issues on both sides...

pinksunnyrose

He was addicted to bleaching his butt

Egger29

I didn't fit into her filters

pinksunnyrose

He was always flexing in the mirror

saymyname2

she wouldn't let me squish her cute face

AliNouveau

I wouldn't say her name

chimptron

She ran me over with her Hamill Camel

Essenzook

He had too many gadgets.

Buttermcbutter

She snores

slimgirljo15

He was bad in the sack

mustacheU2Lift

She would never leave the sack

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Diatonic12

Would you explain the rules...again.

AliNouveau

She rode off into the sunset never to be seen again

justinewillcutyou

We couldn’t agree on which Spider Man actor was the best.

kam26001

She said she was cutting me out of her life. Didn't think she meant it literally though.

SanguineAllure

He wouldn't watch horror movies with me.

chimptron

She wanted to watch horror movies... With the lights on.

AliNouveau

He liked the nightlife, I liked to boogie. We were doomed from the start

determinedella89

She boogied too hard, all I wanted was my pipe and slippers, she said I was too old 😢😂

Man_From_Nantucket

Her place is a wreck. She doesn't believe in parallel and perpendicular.