We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,671 Member

    That was only AFTER she introduced me as her specific enemy…

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,761 Member
    edited July 26

    Said I should be less specific in my dating intentions, and be more open to having random friends!

  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 222 Member

    Wanted an open relationship

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,857 Member

    Everything was always black and white between us - no room for color

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,761 Member

    Got tired of borrowing from my black and white summer capsule wardrobe, and said she's moving on to someone a little more chartreuse and brown...

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,857 Member

    She painted chartreuse hearts on my face while I was sleeping 💚😴

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,761 Member

    She wan't impressed with my career goal to face-paint for a living...

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member

    They used my priceless Vinyl record Jackets as note pads 😲

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,857 Member

    She disappeared for months at a time

  • 9_Bill_1
    9_Bill_1 Posts: 88 Member

    Said she would wait for me...but now acts like she doesn't know me

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,761 Member

    Arrived in his Uhaul, said we never officially broke up 20 years ago and now he's to move in and get married.

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,857 Member
    edited October 7

    She decided to get married to someone else and didn't even tell me in person - I had to find out in an MFP post along with everyone else

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