We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He kept calling my sister (he admitted it freely) and asking her out
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She kept accusing me of calling her sister even though they shared the same number
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He could never tell the difference between myself and my sister, and we aren't even twins.
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She mistook me for my sister. I’m not sure who was insulted more!
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He was a bit too macho man for me…I asked him to watch Hallmark movies with me and he accused me of mistaking him for his sister!
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She insisted on watching the Hallmark channel 24/7 through the holiday seasons!
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HE insisted on watching Christmas movies on the Hallmark channel 24/7 in the summer!
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She insisted I dress like Santa for date night
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(Thank you for the laugh.) 🤣
He invited a group of elves to join us on all of our dates
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She wanted to be the only elf in my life 🧝♀️
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He would only eat meals prepared with ingredients from his four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.
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She refused to embrace my candy corn pizza no matter how much I encouraged her to try it (yummmm)
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He was a bit to zealous in trying to convince everyone to eat candy corn..even claimed it had health benefits.
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She refused to let me bring my red Solo cup with me when we went out
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She kept taking her red solo cup necklace bracelet and earrings off when she went out
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He gave me a matching red solo cup bracelet and earrings for Valentine's day..and my ears aren't even pierced...that was the last straw!;D
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She started arbitrarily throwing away my things…. my dishes, my glasses, even my last straw!
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She made me wear pasties under my t-shirts
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He pasted my favorite t-shirt to the garage floor
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She kept telling me what happens at the end of the movie before the end while we were watching it together - was she watching movies with someone else 🤔
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He claimed to hate surprises and then complained when I shared information with him
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She thought surprises that ruined the moment instead of enhancing it were to be cherished
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He didn't appreciate my pranks like drilling tiny holes in the bottom of all his solo cups at his keg party. 😬
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She would often invite 200 strangers over for keg parties and expect me to clean up the mess
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She refused to learn the names of my friends and family, calling them strangers instead
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He was really into community involvement, which was nice, but was a bit much when he insisted on knowing every single person's name in the city!
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She kept referring to all of our friends as bruh and girrrllll
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He wouldn't let me have any bbq chicken. Said I had to eat salad for dinner
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She refused to share any salad with me!
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He lied and said that he was allergic to salad...but then got upset when I wouldn't share my steak, pear, candied pecan and gorganzola cheese salad with him!
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