We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member

    He kept calling my sister (he admitted it freely) and asking her out

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She kept accusing me of calling her sister even though they shared the same number

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,449 Member

    He could never tell the difference between myself and my sister, and we aren't even twins.

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 112 Member

    She mistook me for my sister. I’m not sure who was insulted more!

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,449 Member

    He was a bit too macho man for me…I asked him to watch Hallmark movies with me and he accused me of mistaking him for his sister!

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She insisted on watching the Hallmark channel 24/7 through the holiday seasons!

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member
    edited June 10

    HE insisted on watching Christmas movies on the Hallmark channel 24/7 in the summer!

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She insisted I dress like Santa for date night

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member
    edited June 10

    (Thank you for the laugh.) 🤣

    He invited a group of elves to join us on all of our dates

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She wanted to be the only elf in my life 🧝‍♀️

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member

    He would only eat meals prepared with ingredients from his four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She refused to embrace my candy corn pizza no matter how much I encouraged her to try it (yummmm)

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,449 Member

    He was a bit to zealous in trying to convince everyone to eat candy corn..even claimed it had health benefits.

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member

    She refused to let me bring my red Solo cup with me when we went out

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She kept taking her red solo cup necklace bracelet and earrings off when she went out

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,449 Member

    He gave me a matching red solo cup bracelet and earrings for Valentine's day..and my ears aren't even pierced...that was the last straw!;D

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member

    She started arbitrarily throwing away my things…. my dishes, my glasses, even my last straw!

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 112 Member

    She made me wear pasties under my t-shirts

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member

    He pasted my favorite t-shirt to the garage floor

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She kept telling me what happens at the end of the movie before the end while we were watching it together - was she watching movies with someone else 🤔

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member

    He claimed to hate surprises and then complained when I shared information with him

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She thought surprises that ruined the moment instead of enhancing it were to be cherished

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,449 Member

    He didn't appreciate my pranks like drilling tiny holes in the bottom of all his solo cups at his keg party. 😬

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member
    edited June 12

    She would often invite 200 strangers over for keg parties and expect me to clean up the mess

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 112 Member

    She refused to learn the names of my friends and family, calling them strangers instead

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,449 Member

    He was really into community involvement, which was nice, but was a bit much when he insisted on knowing every single person's name in the city!

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She kept referring to all of our friends as bruh and girrrllll

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,518 Member

    He wouldn't let me have any bbq chicken. Said I had to eat salad for dinner

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 857 Member

    She refused to share any salad with me!

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,449 Member

    He lied and said that he was allergic to salad...but then got upset when I wouldn't share my steak, pear, candied pecan and gorganzola cheese salad with him!

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