We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,095 Member

    I never knew dancing in the moonlight was an option.. he kept forgetting to include me in activities

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 67 Member

    She said I over scheduled us constantly!!! Do you blame me for wanting to show her off??

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 547 Member

    Because I kept forgetting to include her in all the activities.

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 67 Member

    He refused to believe I am all male 😳

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,151 Member

    He was all male and I was all female. Seems we never could agree on that

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 547 Member

    She was very unagreeable.

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,095 Member

    He wouldn't introduce me to his Dutch Brothers

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 547 Member

    She was a little too intrigued by the Dutch

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,151 Member

    We could never agree on anything, except that coffee was the ideal breakfast beverage

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 547 Member

    We didn’t even agree on what we agreed on

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,151 Member

    We didn't even know how to argue or makeup

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,095 Member

    She wore way too much makeup for me

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,151 Member

    She was so punny, I just couldn't keep up

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,095 Member

    Her favorite show was Keeping Up With the Kardashians. I just couldn't…

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 547 Member

    She didn’t like my reality tv selections

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,095 Member

    He kept hiding the TV remote. The last place I found it was in the microwave with his socks

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 547 Member

    She didn’t like cuddling up next to my warm socks

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,151 Member

    Whenever we cuddled, it was always just his socks. He would be in another room watching his shows

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,654 Member

    Although she appreciated my gesture of wearing matching outfits, she preferred that I didn’t wear mine 2 sizes smaller than my actual size…

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,095 Member

    He wanted to be my mini me

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,654 Member

    Although I didn’t mind that she preferred to sleep in separate beds in separate rooms, it was the separate partners that I just couldn’t accept…

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,095 Member
    edited 7:09PM

    He couldn't separate fact from fiction...

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