We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 80 Member

    She was seeing another torso AND a woman who stole punch lines. I was just one of many to her.

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,200 Member

    He was paranoid about everyone i saw. I told him that anyone with eyes is in fact seeing people

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,219 Member

    She stole my favorite torso from me...

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,242 Member

    She was too obsessed with torsos!:D

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,654 Member

    Although I did arrange all canned pantry items in alphabetical order per our agreement, I removed all the labels…

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,219 Member

    He would rearrange everything while I was out of town on business.

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,242 Member

    Said she was out of town on business, but saw her scoping out torso at the museum!

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,654 Member

    I repeatedly spoke in 70’s sitcom catch phrases…

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,200 Member

    I was tired of him asking me what I was talkin' bout, Willis…

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 80 Member

    She refused to let me ask any questions. “Statements equals confidence, JT.”

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,242 Member

    Whenever I asked him if he loved me, he'd answer with another question :/

    "What do you consider love, exactly?"..." Isn't love complex?"…" Don't you love these ripples in my torso?"

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,654 Member

    She was unimpressed with my vast bookshelf collection of CliffsNotes…

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,219 Member

    The differences between us were vast - too many to overcome

  • Jezebella9031
    Jezebella9031 Posts: 114 Member

    She was jealous of my other girlfriends.

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,654 Member

    Although she was heard saying “It wasn’t him, it was me”, it was definitely me. Particularly my inability to work and play well with others…

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,242 Member

    He tried to teach me to play tennis..and was constantly disappointed when I'd ask him to go hiking instead.

  • Jezebella9031
    Jezebella9031 Posts: 114 Member

    When we were hiking, he always had to walk behind me. Kept talking some nonsense about my back porch swing, or something.

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 80 Member

    She ran away with my sister

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,219 Member

    He kept confusing me with my sister

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,654 Member

    She grew intolerant of my intolerance…

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,219 Member

    He left his socks everywhere…. the floor, the lawn, the microwave…

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,654 Member

    She seldom supported and encouraged my innovative, creative and inventive ideas, particularly the microwaveable socks…

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 80 Member

    I drew the line at microwaving socks and reheating pizza in the dryer

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,219 Member

    He drew lines all over the walls... and expected me to repaint

  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 3,200 Member

    She refused to paint my nails, even when I promised to repay the favor.

  • JTLifts1983
    JTLifts1983 Posts: 80 Member

    Our place was covered in IOU post-it notes that she never allowed to get collected on

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,219 Member

    He had coffee without me - every morning

  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 3,242 Member

    She refused to have any coffee after 5am..

  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,219 Member

    She didn't know me at all... ☕️

  • STRAITBUGGIN
    STRAITBUGGIN Posts: 710 Member

    She chose coffee over dancing in the moonlight and pretty much everything else

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