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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Because he keeps feeding me cupcakes! I think I may turn into one0
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I dislike cupcakes0
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He was a skater boy I said see ya later boyorekosi3485 wrote: »because I was a punk and she did ballet. What more can I say?
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Started borrowing my clothes0
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Was stingy with his clothes0
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kept walking around the house naked all the time.0
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He insisted on showering with his swim trunks on and had irrational fear of being naked0
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She didn't like going to the dog park0
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Called me a dog.0
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She was unimpressed by the 99 luftballons I would occasionally leave her...0
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I called you lassie! I'm Scottish, its a term of endearment!
I don't recall why we broke up, I was too drunk to understand what she was saying when she left!0 -
He called me Laddie0
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Because she always made fun of my accent. I called her "Lady" and she thought it sounded like "laddie"0
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I got too hungry for dinner at 8, I liked the theatre but he always went late.0
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She never eased the pain, she only added to it...0
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Couldn't handle a little adventure in the budoir0
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She opened all the curtains, turned on all the lights and raised the volume whenever I had migraines...0
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he was so sensitive. I couldn't do anything without upsetting him0
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I failed in the one and only department where she demanded complete satisfaction...0
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He got arrest because whenever he got a migraine he'd open up all the curtains, turn on all the lights, blare the stereo and walk around naked talking to an imaginary woman0
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he wouldn't take me to disney world0
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she got banned from Disney world0
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Only wanted to get frisky if I was wearing Mickey ears.0
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She failed to see the value of my coat of many colors...0
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He demanded to be called Joseph his name is really Steve so that was weird0
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She laughed at my knuckles0
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The brass knuckles did not tickle.
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Asked me to order her something that did!
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My handwriting was illegible and not up to her standards...0
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His hand writing was so bad I mistook a love note as a break up note0
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