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6’6”…I’m out.
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Life is like a straw, only you can make it suck!
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The 80s
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It’s hard being good...
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Billy?
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Boomer!
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Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the fly.
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Yngwie Malmsteen
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I miss Calvin and Hobbes
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I'm not inappropriate, I'm just misunderstood. Add at your own risk.
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Eyes. Everytime.
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Drax is actually in EVERY Marvel movie! He is just standing so still that no one can see him!
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I was able to use all of the swear words in a sentence!
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Shameless
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Haven't bought a pair of button-fly 501s in years. Decided to get a couple pair. Turns out I go to the bathroom a lot more than I did when I was 18-21...they stay in the closet.
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Lithium on XM is the only station I can handle.
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Truth!
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Take a day off...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
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Anxious
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Same here...two more hours!
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You have no worries.
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Better Off Dead
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
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Seeing as how I’m 6’6”, that’s every girl to me.
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👍
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I’m on it! Buffalo Tacos?
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you good with wings?
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I knew that was going to feel great, but damn!
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I’m sorry, but parasailing is the best!