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The girl who always wanted to know everyone.
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The girl always sniffing my gym shorts.
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She was indecisive.
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She drove a minivan.
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She played Alliance and I am for the Horde!
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I thought she was much younger than she actually was.
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I would have guessed 25, but now I will say 32.
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Oblong.
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The lunch ladies bestie.
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Nips
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She filled my bed with purple diarrhea.
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I wreaked of the funky cold medina.
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That is what you call me!
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She didn't consider my dutch ovens to be foreplay.
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He or she said then instead of than.
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Farts Magee.
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4 midgets wresting in mashed potatoes.
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Taxidermist koalas doing butt stuff.
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Her posts to me were meant for slimgirljo15.
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She always wanted to toss my salad instead of eat the one I made for her.
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California or NYC!
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I won't bother throwing my hat in the ring. I just know it is me. 2+2=4. BOOM!!!
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The fact that it was a double poop day!
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The girl who always tried to help everyone.
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Sweet tart
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Whatever my wife buys. It's currently an Aussie product. She changes it up randomly.
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A skating Loonie.
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He had me lather up his hemorrhoids with preperation H every morning, but refused to lather my rhoids up.
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Eat all the cheese.
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Slim Boy Henry.
