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Yeah, she farts more than I snore =(
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Several severed doll heads and a fingerling potato.
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I tried to, but then she ran away with my potatoes when I wasn't looking.
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She tried to steal my princess nipples as I slept.
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Juke Joint Jezebel https://youtu.be/i-Aq8tgzSD0
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She gave me pink eye.
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Salvation https://youtu.be/jkdZn34AsXo
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Heresy https://youtu.be/Uvz-fYbFN_o
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Sexy and I Know It https://youtu.be/wyx6JDQCslE
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Oh my!
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She wishes!
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Trying to steal my candy.
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Her idea of foreplay was giving herself a dutch oven.
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Doing naughty things to a rotten pumpkin in the corner.
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Scorching!
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Perhaps.
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Spoon, if I can be the small one.
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She wanted me to dress up like a kangaroo and eat Brussel sprouts.
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Thanks! I get it done at supercuts.
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Canadian, the greatest compliment one can receive!
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Twerking in a Mr Potato Head costume.
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You have spectacular elbows!
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Sure, as long as she doesn't want to go on a cruise.
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Howard the Duck
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It's a glitch. It happens to me sometimes. I delete it, then redo it and it usually shows up then.
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Her jarred fart collection.
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Your mom.
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If he runs slower than me, sure.
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My Rancid Life With the Thrill Kill Kult.
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Rage Against the Nirvana Machine
