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Do you trust him now?
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Maybe I should ask if anyone needs one lol
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Or any I should say
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New here as of this week and really don’t know many yet
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Trying to figure that out
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Would it be cause for jealousy just the same?
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At work?
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Katz not sure what you mean hmm not sure what you mean
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Wow was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved
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Why did the duck go to rehab? He was a quack addict
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No it’s ok I just like jokes but I think I need to make sure they are appropriate and not offensive. I’ve been warned
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She must be an alien because her butt is out of this world
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Honey did I gain weight? Why no babe the room is smaller
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Guess I’ll just stick to entering my calories on here
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Failure to launch huh?
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Yes there are plenty of fish in the sea but you are the only one I want to catch and mount
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Do you talk to your wife after sex? Yes if I can find my phone
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My resume is just a list of things I hope I never get asked to do
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef
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In breaking news scientists have discovered a food that reduced women’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called Wedding cake
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New here. I’ll heed your advice
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?
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Tough crowd sorry
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Or not
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There would have to be some rules
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Sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner you’d better have a good hand
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What’s the difference between a new wife an a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited o see you
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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere
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Do we keep our clothes on?
