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Let me mop up that last one with one of my favs: “Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.” --Benjamin Franklin, allegedly
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"The key to dieting is remembering one important fact: Human beings have two holes, and one of them is bigger than the other." --not motivating, but memorable. Heard it on TV as a girl. Probably George Carlin. Sounds like him.
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"If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, then you're not hungry." --Sed Dr Pangloss, who also advised the Nervous New Husband that eating an apple was the best form of birth control. Husband: "Should we eat the apple Before? or After?" Dr. Pangloss: "Instead"
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"Do the work, Don", sez Freddy to Don: https://youtube.com/watch?v=liCJorC-Ivo