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Bout to go pick up a Baskin Robbins ICE CREAM CAKE π ...that isn't for me. π’
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I thought Em killed it, until I heard MGK's *kitten*. You can feel the passion in his lyrics, the disses were back to back... it made my heart hurt a lil bit for the OG. π I don't think Eminem really stands a chance, lyrically. He's not really that great, and I thought his semi-apology to the public was weak as fyuck...β¦
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Caught you a case of IRRELEVANTITIS. π
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The job that I want got posted today and I applied. π
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Rap Devil - Machine Gun Kelly Schoolin' the old school.
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Happy. I just discovered Zero Sugar/1g Carb Smirnoff Seltzer and it's not too shabbeh. π¬
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When people claim to be a certain size that they're CLEARLY not; whether from delusion/embarrassment, I dunno, but... π Lack of appreciation, lack of basic manners in public, feeling of entitlement, when my personal space isn't respected. Heavy breathers. Women who stuff their money/cards in their cleavΓ ge -- vomit. Peopleβ¦
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ππ But seriously... it's not my fault everything looks fabulous on me and so I just have to have it. βΉοΈ The struggle.
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I only find it embarrassing because a part of me would love to be one of those people who had 4-5 pairs of shoes, and a few weeks worth of clothes... I try to minimize by giving my niece stuff all the damn time, her entire wardrobe is made up of my nearly never worn "hand-me-downs"... but then I just end up replacing them,β¦
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Everything that I shouldn't, and nothing that I should. π
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Last I counted, not including my winter boots which are currently packed away, I have about 86. So, relatable. Ridiculous? Yes. Embarrassing? Sometimes. BUT WILL MY FEET ALWAYS LOOK FABULOUS? Yezzir.
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THAT'S EERILY ACCURATE plus one ice creams.
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Nothing atm, I've binged all I can stand to binge... but. Currently psyched for Bob's Burgers September 30th π
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Patient's Playbook
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YES. A thread for people to tell me how fat I look π
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No... π±π±π±
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It's nice to find someone else who needs to go to shopping rehab. π
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Sprinkle, trickle, spray spray My urge to pee has gone away
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It ain't that deep, bruv.
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The Lamb & The Lion A docile lamb with pure white wool Sadly misplaced in a world so cruel A beastly lion sporting mane of power Presence capable of making one cower By nature, the lamb was lionβs feast Considered a meal by this heartless beast But a new way to live, by lamb, he was led Now instead of his stomach, hisβ¦
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This.
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Wow... is there an age thread? Because, after seeing your selfie, totally didn't see 44 coming, look much younger. MUST KNOW AGES.
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How is that an attraction? I don't find anything about that attractive. π€’
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I sat here for a minute, re-reading that... was like, why is he repeating him, it makes sense? Then it hit me and I laughed hysterically at this. I'm still loling, so thanks for that.
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I'm making a bubblegum snowman. ...which is basically just me chewing all the flavor out of a couple pieces at a time, and then getting more, and stacking the used gum on top of each other on a napkin because I don't wanna get out of bed right now. β
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Wordness to the turdness, my friend. Couldn't agree more. π»
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He had "gamer funk"... shower, ya nasties. π€’
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I met two of my exes on MeetMe π¬
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I used to (think) I was pretty particular -- no redheads, nobody shorter than me, nobody fatter than me, nobody balder th... no, wait. Nobody with kids, nobody who smokes, nobody without a job, nobody who wasn't active/ate healthy, no addicts (of any nature.) Reality: I dated a short redhead, I keep dating bald guys, Iβ¦
