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Cringe

Horrible spelling in text drives me insane. Especially when they blame auto correct. No, autocorrect does not misspell simple words. It’s one thing if it’s every once in a while, but I’d every other word is misspelled I can’t even text back.

Truth is I can’t buy snacks because I will eat them all

Tread carefully.... A few years back I spent 4 years of my life playing this same game with a man that I was very much in love with. What you’re describing is very similar. Down to the excuses he used to not give me what I needed. He was doting, affectionate, kind and caring. We were inseparable. Our kids got along. Our…

At first I was confused.... Now, I get it. We’re calling off of work for mustache rides. That might be the best excuse yet. Just sayin.

Lack of ambition.

Attraction is a funny thing like that. I think for me personally it’s about the total package. However, I know a lot of people who are really into one specific attribute. For some, it might be a round belly some it might be washboard abs. I think this is very dependent on personal taste. If you feel sexy, that’s all that…

Right! That would be so shady. No one likes a tattle tale.

Bad temper controlling tendencies.

No they wouldn’t require that. Only for last minute call offs. Request off are totally different and almost always honored. But I do feel like a glorified baby sitter a lot of the time.

XD Lucky duck. I think everyone needs a recharge day now and again. So, I don’t blame anyone for wanting to do it. Just personally I don’t feel right about it. I know they suffer when I’m not there like I suffer when they aren’t. I would just feel bad. Plus, like someone mentioned before, I would just be taking a million…

You can’t ask questions, you can call and verify that it’s a real doctor and not made up information. We’ve had people forge these document where they write family member phone numbers on them. You call the number and it’s very obvious that that isn’t a doctors office. Google the address, and it’s very obvious that that’s…

Strange, but I guess in a way it kind of is a sandwich.

My company is very very strict. I am the highest person at store level. Even I have to submit documentation. I once was late because I blew a tire and I had to turn in a receipt that proved I was buying a new tire. None of this should be a burden if you’re not lying. That’s my point. I guess I’m just old school like that.…

Yes, but it is also legal for your employer to require you to bring in documentation if you claim to be sick. So, that’s a thin line to skate on. Unless you planned on spending your fake sick day at the doctor anyway. I have never played hooky and I probably never will. However, we we do call off at my work, documentation…

This! Let me also add People being rude to old people of little kids People who get to the checkout counter then remember something they forgot and run to get it leaving a line of people waiting. People who decide they want in the turning lane at the last second and try to inch their way in. People who decide that want to…

I make my fiancé bring it to me lol. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even have to ask. He’ll just show up with it, knowing I’m at stage 5 mental breakdown.

How about. I want you to want me

Chris issacs wicked game

My best friend in the world of nearly 20 years is the biggest flake. She disappears for for months (at one point years) on end. You can’t call text email carrier pigeon. Nothing works. She’ll reappear with out a missed beat and be the best friend in the world. Although sometimes I’m upset because I want her around for my…

Jimmy eat world in the middle

I use coconut oil. Also julep has an oil cleanser that’s fantastic.

The elephant in the room

When my so was little I used to tell him if he kept acting like a turd that I would change his name to turn furguson. Works for a band too

London singles

I’m a blunt to a fault kind of girl!

How did you get past the third grade?

George michaels- I want your sex. 😂

Are they saggy or firm...also asking for a friend.

I used to work for a place called Oberweis. Phenomenal ice cream. I gained so much weight there.