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No better!!! I’m the only person on a treadmill. There are about 30 other empty ones. This very attractive man in a hot pink shirt is meandering around. He keeps looking at me. I assume he’s like “oh look at that fat kitten on the treadmill”. He ends up on the treadmill right next to me. Then starts doing some strange…

*kitten* you, R. Maybe if your head wasn’t so far up corporates butt, you would realize just how hard your people work.

This is true. There’s a a very interesting article a few years back about a struggling restaurant. They were around many years, over recent years they were struggling to turn over tables fast enough. Customers were starting to get irritated and complained of slow service. So, they hired this company to investigate it. They…

Generally, I would agree with most and say don’t. However, I think in some circumstances it’s ok. Try to do a really good job of reading her body language. Like aforementioned, if she has headphones on eyes closed and seems like she’s in another world, probably not a good idea. If she’s catching your eyes, smiling back…

Trying to make my kids birthday invites

Oh she’s so pretty! What’s her name?

But not with out a push. 😉. Maybe they just need to little nudge from you. To ease the nerves and know that a stunner like you is interested. ☺️

That is disgusting.

I’m blunt to a fault

You say something to them! That’s how I met my other half. He was starring me down at a bar. His friend walked past me to go to the bathroom. I grabbed his arm and said “do me a favor tell your friend to either grow a pair and come talk to me, or stop starring. He’s starting to freak me out.” He laughed his *kitten* off.…

https://youtu.be/aon8n30I8QU

Yes! Great minds think alike. Teach the creep a lesson.

Glad you enjoy! Haha!

See, I’m a mean person, sometimes. If someone sends me unsolicited pics. I will google grandma boobs and send them back. I have also sent back pictures of other dudes junk(always bigger of course) and tell them that I “haven’t had the surgery yet. It’s so nice to meet an open minded man.” They pretty much leave me along…

Yes! Forgot about this but absolutely yes.

This is exactly right

You’re hilarious!

That is aweful! What a jerk! Here’s another one sinc I have a million of these. Met this guy on a dating site. We clicked immediately. Made a date to go out. He ends up texting me about a half hour before he was supposed to pick me up saying he was stuck at work mandatory overtime. He said if I was still interested he…

Omg it’s sooooo good! Now I’m gonna watch it on Netflix.

So, I went on a date with this guy. We went to a bar had some drinks some appetizers. Talked and talked. It was a pretty decent date. We had a lot in common and I really liked him. He drove me home, and he said “I’ll call you tomorrow. Nearly a month goes by and I don’t hear a thing from him. One morning he randomly calls…

Awe! Comic cons coming up! Dreams can come true there!

My dad was in kidney failure, and had really bad leg cramps because of it. The doctors actually told him to eat pickles. He was taking this stuff. Not really sure what in it helps the leg cramps but it does!

Do you get all of the Equesticles though?

Ever since she jumped into that street drawing and go sucked into my cartoon world.

I have never been sized. But I have always wanted to be. I think I should do it one time for sure! Especially now after the kids bras don’t seem to fit right anymore.

A customer taught me a spoon full of sugar. It actually works.

Hahahahha this is me.

That is one of my favorite movies of all time. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

You because 8 eyes are better than two ;)

The mini garlic ones are my favorite. And bread and butter pickles. Yum