covetthycarbs Member

Why am I seeing people who shall we say, shouldn't be here, yet are freely here, while other people, who aren't here, not by choice, are still not here, not by choice? Somethings rotten in the state of mfp.

Weren't you banned?

You disgust me

I heard @ChaelAZ used to post in the yoga pants thread under a fake account but he got caught when somebody noticed that @ misshotbuns had a little extra in the front.

It irritates me when men blow their noses so loudly. Almost as if they are about to force their brain matter into the tissue.

Mine are like an old mans nose hairs. You don’t want to look but you can’t not look. Then once you’ve seen them you it’s burned into your brain forever. Almost like a sharpee on leather.

I'm not criticizing. Mine look like caterpillars clinging to my forehead.

Actually I think they are trying to inflate something a bit lower.

The dog was wearing a shirt. It had to be mentioned

But if you eat it.... it won't be perfect. And you will have to throw it away. What are you going to do? This is a puzzle.

he knows all about food. I think he knows all about everything. And has a cute dog.

dang shallow apple fritters. They look delicious but the older they get they just taste old and stale. Nobody wants an old stale useless apple fritter.

Was fun while it lasted but my sitting around and waiting time is over. Wish it had a happier ending. See ya later alligators.

I sometimes have two, although I admit, this is one too many.

Ha don’t see why that got a woo.

Not a damn thing. *kitten* you real life.

I keep getting “message rejected”

sometimes I think damn I wish I was one of you mfp people who seem so friendly with others. Then I’m like learning nah. Don’t have time for that *kitten*. But it must be nice to feel special even if it’s fake.

Thank you but it didn’t turn out well. His heart is broken and my heart is broken for him. I blame myself for being fat because my metabolism has been passed to him (probably my health issues) and although he is not a fat kid he is solid and strong so he lacks the speed that the skinny stick kids have that he needs for his…

jingles for commercials

Were you fired yet?

It’s not my fault I had to make a parody thread since it is slow today and I’m sitting here for at least thirty more minutes ;)

I heard that @cee134 has developed a problem with banana addiction and now wears yellow every day along with his banana slippers. He has been written up twice already at work for improper uniform and he’s wearing the banana slippers again today. We are all on the edge of our seats just waiting to see what happens.

It is my fault there are some dumb threads but I’m not sorry

Maybe it’s more like a fetish thing so he can’t be seen eating it

I wouldn’t want to sit by you

kids Sports in schools/rec leagues etc.

Not my fault I had to use the lords name in vain at you because you were driving way too slow this morning

It’s not my fault you don’t have good time management skills

It’s not my fault you have a fan club