covetthycarbs Member

Have you done this to banana dude? Was he also eating a banana at the same time? Is it like a banana eating salute? Or perhaps did you accidentally ask to join his bamz pod?

@ChaelAZ prefers non alcoholic beer and has often been heard to exclaim loudly “this makes me giddy like a school girl on a Sunday” when he consumes more than two.

Do you lift one eyebrow while doing so?

@LittleHearseDriver I am sending you positive vibes because you are super awesome and deserve a giant house built out of pizza

I could use some good luck vibes headed my way for my kid. It isn't probably looking good for the situation, but I'm hoping his heart isn't broken too painfully and that he can handle it with strength and good character and that he won't shut down and become even more shy.

I’m pretty sure I’m a catfish. I can make fishlips, I can swim, and sometimes I flop around on the floor like I can’t get up.

Weird thing is the pantyhose belong to @SwannySez

Toonces

i wonder if he has given up eaten bananas

@cee134 Does he happen to peel his bananas weird?

Did you happen to think about Banana Dude, or was it independent banana eating?

ShitzBGone

I think Nosquirtz would be a better name

Purple undies?

@RunHardBeStrong often wears her grandma’s blue sweater vest to walmart with a “hi my name is” sticker on it and pretends to work there. It’s her favorite Saturday night activity.

You mean....your sister mom! Duh duh duh!!!!

This takes the story to a whole new level

Thank goodness we have @LittleHearseDriver to get rid of all the bodies. We don’t need @kinetixtrainer2 sniffing around and finding another one now that Angela is back and loose on the town mad for creampuffs

You are lIke Linda Hamilton in the terminator

Marco owns a bakery. Angela comes in and wants a creampuff only to find that Marco has sold the last one. It shows her having a huge fit and threatening Marco. Next scene...nobody can find Marco. Marco where are you?

Tina and Cord. Does anyone remember Tina and her super shiny glossy lipstick?

That was a real date? I thought they were just filming an episode for her new reality tv show coming to HBO this fall.

This was good. Also Anna and Duke

@lstrat115 likes to date men only if they wear a gorilla suit on the first date.

Mafia boss daughter joins mfp and posts loose weight instead of lose weight. She is attacked by grammar police. Next thing ya know....members of mfp start disappearing here and there

Anything

Now I’m thankful that I really don’t like cucumber salad that much.

Fine. I would have still liked you regertless.

@ChaelAZ was the motivational speaker at my kids school and now thanks to him they all live in vans down by the river.

I knew you didn’t really think I was purdy.