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I got your point and I agree. I just thought you meant it was official that it was three months then marriage lol. I see now

I think I’m going on strike this year. No decorations.

So three months is the limit if you don’t want marriage yet you think the other person might. Why not seven months? Or five?

My appearance

Dating more than three months doesn’t mean marriage automatically

If they bite their toe nails

Send positive vibes in my general vicinity for somebody I care about for something important to him but not anything life or death but still important in his world

This belongs in a sandwich thread

How do those not bust outta there?

That smile. Makes me sigh. And smile.

I heard that if @Will_Workout_for_food is tagged enough times he will post a v pick Edit to add....his own slim body v pick and not one of possibly many he may or may have not received

Does banana dude sneak his bananas now that he knows you are watching him? Does he burp a lot after consuming so much carbonated beverage?

Pretty sure I heard @denny_mac actually was the lip sync coach for milli and vanilli.

I know what you are getting at here.

Attention: I don’t have much free time left so If you could all pick it up about 1000 notches id appreciate it.

I heard that @cee134 once faked his way backstage during a Bananarama concert. Since that day he keeps a banana in his pocket as a reminder of the good time he had.

I heard that @Avocado_AS5 actually uses the avocados to stuff her bra and that is the secret to her amazing cleavage.

i can always count on you

The next person who wants to *kitten* about something or someone gets to wear this post it note saying "I'm a big fat wiener" on their forehead.

It used to accomplish this.... crushing my spirit.

Vaginal spasms

you are having issues with your MoonCup being stuck.

There will be a ten dollar charge the next time i find an empty toilet paper roll in the bathroom

I personally think this app would be better if it sent free sandwiches on fridays.

I think you look beautiful even though you are tired, and you don’t try too hard anymore.

They didn’t even send you a fruit basket?

I wonder if banana dude feels satisfied with his fiber intake.

@ChaelAZ You will always be a little creepy in a good way to me :)

A good idea I agree

Kind of like being an escaped mental patient who needs to take care of the world because the world is actually the crazy one, and it needs to be done while running quickly, yet you are overweight, and always forgetting where you hid the chocolate. And also you Just found out you have a final exam on Friday and you just…