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yep, the money is on the dresser.
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me too
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real love is a good one. @iMago agrees
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if he doesn’t appreciate the works of musical genius mary j blige.
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so basically everyone i’ve every been intimate with, wonderful.
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am cured
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if someone is having a bout of anxiety, be sure to tell them "its just in your head" and "just don't think about it".
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say it again, but slower please.
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your eyebrows are very expressive. this is a compliment. promise.
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when he gives me cute nicknames
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Target should be renamed “The Hundred Dollar Store” because it is impossible to spend anything less than that there.
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dis me
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Close. Leopard Gecko
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Most definitely a fat orange cat
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B’Elanna Torres
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big thumbs you say...
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i may be boring but i'm also a bit flat
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the 60's was the best decade for music.
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i do this with potatoes and get oddly bonded to them and then I refuse to eat them so they end up just dying alone slowly which is probably worse
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when he has amicable relationships with the mothers of his children.
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fify
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I think he means these
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https://youtu.be/0z-HsbovI4E
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thats a mighty large popsicle
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when someone gets a haircut, or changes anything about their appearance, make sure to ask “did you mean for it to look like that?”
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or how she’s like the sister you never had.
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Zero accent here. @iMago can confirm.
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hey you try divorcing someone who lives thousands of miles away.
