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Just hit checkout on a Breville Barista Express, and i'm not sure if i've ever been more excited about anything in my life.
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I think if anything, I’ve set intentions rather than resolutions. I want to create more. I would like to get back into my yoga and mindfulness practice. I also want to establish better boundaries.
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must have been so very long ago. my how your muscles have grown.
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trauma bonding is usually what does it for me.
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we have needs ok?
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when he puts regular trash in the composting bin.
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a guy at the grocery came up to me while I was buying apples. he stood there for a minute looking at my feet and said "I like that nail polish color" and I responded with an awkward thanks and laugh. he then followed it up with "you have some of the prettiest toes i've ever seen, and i've seen lots".
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give compliments "i dont usually like that look on the women i date, but it kind of works for you". it will make her feel unique and beautiful.
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if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.
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if you see someone who looks like they're carrying a bit of extra weight around their midsection, ask them how far along in their pregnancy they are. they will be flattered that you noticed.
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listen, im fine with swords. i'm fine with cats. its swords AND cats thats a problem.
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a large collection of swords and has cats.
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people love to hear your opinions about politics on linkedin. bonus points for profanity; that just shows passion.
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oh, and the classic "bUt yOu dOnt LoOk lIkE a DevEloPeR". followed up by "dont get mad its a compliment"
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I sarcastically said something about not knowing how to cook or clean so I couldn't possibly marry a man. my response was something like:
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“you’re too pretty to date girls”
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real thicc.
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what a beautiful, black male chicken.
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and undo all this work from walking trails barefoot?
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you just don’t lotion the bottom of your feet and then there’s no slippage crackedfeet.png
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*saves to calculator app*
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apocalyptic preparedness
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truly uncanny
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hey you got snap?
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attention to detail
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivYkyC8J29M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhdeG-5_lUw
