kindalikevelma Member

Just hit checkout on a Breville Barista Express, and i'm not sure if i've ever been more excited about anything in my life.

I think if anything, I’ve set intentions rather than resolutions. I want to create more. I would like to get back into my yoga and mindfulness practice. I also want to establish better boundaries.

must have been so very long ago. my how your muscles have grown.

trauma bonding is usually what does it for me.

we have needs ok?

when he puts regular trash in the composting bin.

a guy at the grocery came up to me while I was buying apples. he stood there for a minute looking at my feet and said "I like that nail polish color" and I responded with an awkward thanks and laugh. he then followed it up with "you have some of the prettiest toes i've ever seen, and i've seen lots".

give compliments "i dont usually like that look on the women i date, but it kind of works for you". it will make her feel unique and beautiful.

if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.

if you see someone who looks like they're carrying a bit of extra weight around their midsection, ask them how far along in their pregnancy they are. they will be flattered that you noticed.

listen, im fine with swords. i'm fine with cats. its swords AND cats thats a problem.

a large collection of swords and has cats.

people love to hear your opinions about politics on linkedin. bonus points for profanity; that just shows passion.

oh, and the classic "bUt yOu dOnt LoOk lIkE a DevEloPeR". followed up by "dont get mad its a compliment"

I sarcastically said something about not knowing how to cook or clean so I couldn't possibly marry a man. my response was something like:

“you’re too pretty to date girls”

real thicc.

what a beautiful, black male chicken.

and undo all this work from walking trails barefoot?

you just don’t lotion the bottom of your feet and then there’s no slippage crackedfeet.png

*saves to calculator app*

apocalyptic preparedness

truly uncanny

hey you got snap?

attention to detail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivYkyC8J29M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhdeG-5_lUw