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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    a half inch long strip of stalk from conium maculatum can feed a man for the rest of his life
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if someone is having a bout of anxiety, be sure to tell them "its just in your head" and "just don't think about it".

    “Oh i’ve had that. Like heartburn? Just relax and it’ll pass in a minute”

    😑😑😑
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    a half inch long strip of stalk from conium maculatum can feed a man for the rest of his life

    love a bit of fresh hemlock in the morning.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    just agree to help and figure out how to fit it in your schedule later
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    just agree to help and figure out how to fit it in your schedule later

    Five seconds of courage *kitten* me up every time
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Everything she says or does is because of you, trust me 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Everything she says or does is because of you, trust me 🤷🏽‍♂️

    It’s true!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    shoot your shot just by thinking about them 🧠
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    shoot your shot just by thinking about them 🧠

    that way you’re never rejected it’s genius
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    When a girl touches her hair while talking to you, she likes you. Specially if it's armpit hair.
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
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    If a q-tip or bobby pin can't seem to get the itch in your ear try using a penknife.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    "well i think your hair looks nice like that" is a great compliment
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
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    "I'll hold your beer if you go light it."
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    When a girl touches her hair while talking to you, she likes you. Specially if it's armpit hair.

    DIS ME!
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    edited August 2020
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    people love to hear your opinions about politics on linkedin. bonus points for profanity; that just shows passion.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.

    alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.

    alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"

    HEALTHY appetite. Say it right

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