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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    When a girl touches her hair while talking to you, she likes you. Specially if it's armpit hair.
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    If a q-tip or bobby pin can't seem to get the itch in your ear try using a penknife.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    "well i think your hair looks nice like that" is a great compliment
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    "I'll hold your beer if you go light it."
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    When a girl touches her hair while talking to you, she likes you. Specially if it's armpit hair.

    DIS ME!
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    edited August 2020
    people love to hear your opinions about politics on linkedin. bonus points for profanity; that just shows passion.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.

    alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.

    alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"

    HEALTHY appetite. Say it right
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    give compliments "i dont usually like that look on the women i date, but it kind of works for you". it will make her feel unique and beautiful.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's important to you, do not under any circumstances let her know otherwise she'll start acting like she's important

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    Agreed... Give her absolutely no attention, no fun...
    And she'll crave that *kitten*... 😏
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,128 Member
    Make sure to compare her to your mom, on the very first date.
    Or better yet, FaceTime your mom so she can give her 2c about your date
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,128 Member
    Compare everything with what the horoscope said for today , guys love that
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.

    If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.

    If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.

    sh
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
    drop a D pic first thing...60% of the time it works every time.
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    Just stand there, it's cool, you won't get blown overboard.

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    online relationship?

    well don't get upset if she goes to beddy-bye at 6pm every night- that little angel had a hard day and needs her beauty rest 😫🥱🛏️
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    After your SO has made an amazing, labour intensive meal - excuse yourself form the table with a "well, I'll let you clean up now, I have some stuff to do"

    ...they will appreciate your time management👍👍
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Gaslighting and ultimatums are the foundation of any strong relationship.🥰
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Just bottle it up, buttercup...
  • salkavalka
    salkavalka Posts: 148 Member
    Make eye contact with her when she's doing hip thrusts
  • MoonOverMyHammies7
    MoonOverMyHammies7 Posts: 585 Member
    Go ahead and tell a woman in the elevator ladies first is your motto so you can see what God gave them. They won’t think you’re a creepy old man and avoid you for the rest of your life.

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