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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time

    Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
    I was nice to you... 😂
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time

    Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
    I was nice to you... 😂

    oh no i’m sorry! 💛 i was more replying to other comments above
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time

    Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
    I was nice to you... 😂

    oh no i’m sorry! 💛 i was more replying to other comments above

    I... I was kidding 😬...
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time

    Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
    I was nice to you... 😂

    oh no i’m sorry! 💛 i was more replying to other comments above

    I... I was kidding 😬...

    no worries, i usually got no idea what’s going on and even more lately stepping on everyone’s toes accidental like wearing a mask wrong and replying to wrong thread and it’s all a mess
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    if she starts asking too many questions about who you are talking to just start talking about how nothing really matters anyways bc we are all stardust in the infinite landscape of time

    Are you trying to sink my battle ship or what? 😬
    I was nice to you... 😂

    oh no i’m sorry! 💛 i was more replying to other comments above

    I... I was kidding 😬...

    no worries, i usually got no idea what’s going on and even more lately stepping on everyone’s toes accidental like wearing a mask wrong and replying to wrong thread and it’s all a mess

    😂... Don't ever change 💕
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    nothing whatsoever wrong with letting a pan soak in the sink for a couple/3/4/8 days before you give it a good scrubbin

    hell hath no fury like if u let my good cast iron soak in water
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    nothing whatsoever wrong with letting a pan soak in the sink for a couple/3/4/8 days before you give it a good scrubbin

    hell hath no fury like if u let my good cast iron soak in water

    its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    nothing whatsoever wrong with letting a pan soak in the sink for a couple/3/4/8 days before you give it a good scrubbin

    hell hath no fury like if u let my good cast iron soak in water

    its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days

    “hi and welcome back to my YouTube channel on cast iron cooking. today i’m show you how to bury the body of the person who put your cast iron in the damn dishwasher”
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    nothing whatsoever wrong with letting a pan soak in the sink for a couple/3/4/8 days before you give it a good scrubbin

    hell hath no fury like if u let my good cast iron soak in water

    its better to stick those in the dishwasher for minimum 18 days

    “hi and welcome back to my YouTube channel on cast iron cooking. today i’m show you how to bury the body of the person who put your cast iron in the damn dishwasher”

    see the best part about putting things in the dishwasher is you don't really have to take them out until you're ready to use them. you can just like, keep them in there, and run them through multiple times as you load other stuff in there. its the perfect staging area.

    plus it helps them get that extra sparkle of cleanliness
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    on your first date, say things like, "I'm so proud of you."
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    need to open up an amazon box or something and it's taped down ultra strong?
    go get those fabric scissors out of her crafts box.
    they're sharper than all the rest and they'll cut faster.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    edited September 2020
    iMago wrote: »
    need to open up an amazon box or something and it's taped down ultra strong?
    go get those fabric scissors out of her crafts box.
    they're sharper than all the rest and they'll cut faster.

    edit: dont want to get banned
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    if he really loved u he wouldn’t care if u put back his tools in the right spot after u borrowed them ♥️
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    if he really loved u he wouldn’t care if u put back his tools in the right spot after u borrowed them ♥️

    He'd probably like to play a game too, like you hide them when he's working on something and you can play "hot or cold" while he tries to find them, 'cause quality time with you is more important than anything else!

    if my daddy issues taught me anything, its that i’m supposed to hold a flashlight and get yelled at when he’s working
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    edited September 2020
    Something-something potato
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    If he really likes you, he'll tell you. Dont approach him about it because that would be too forward and a turn off!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Something-something potato

    I tried this! Great until the second something
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Something-something potato

    I tried this! Great until the second something

    It's easy to over-something :/
  • Joy_stick79
    Joy_stick79 Posts: 71 Member
    If it itches, then scratch it. And keep scratching until it bleeds... Then wait a while and scratch it again. Get rid of that itch once and for all!! :#
  • toriann319
    toriann319 Posts: 994 Member
    If it burns, just drink more water... It will dilute. Eventually. Maybe.
  • Joy_stick79
    Joy_stick79 Posts: 71 Member
    If it burns, switch to a top shelf brand. Wait, is that good advice?
  • Joy_stick79
    Joy_stick79 Posts: 71 Member
    I have always believed honey is the essential part of a bee conspiracy to eventually poison humankind and take over the world. Drink the Kool-aid!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    laugh in her face during an argument

    Then blow her a kiss and wink at her
    ...100% argument will be over and you'll have won - she'll def give in to this adorable gesture
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,135 Member
    If she/he uses frequently a word or expression, recite slowly 4-8 synonyms for it, while ticking them off on your fingers.
    Bonus points for doing it in bad traffic , or in the middle of an argument.

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