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  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,822Member Member Posts: 5,822Member Member
    Just the tip ALWAYS means JUST the tip.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,822Member Member Posts: 5,822Member Member
    Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.

    You care so *kitten* much.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 9,962Member Member Posts: 9,962Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

    Him: How about we just start with, where would you like to go to dinner tonight?

    Her: Dunno
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,161Member Member Posts: 2,161Member Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.

    You care so *kitten* much.

    It's the thought that counts. I'm a thoughtful person. I think a lot.
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 5,434Member Member Posts: 5,434Member Member
    dont ever try to change, youre perfect how u are
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,161Member Member Posts: 2,161Member Member
    dont ever try to change, youre perfect how u are

    Thank you ;)
  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Posts: 466Member Member Posts: 466Member Member
    dont ever try to change, youre perfect how u are

    Is this bad advice or.....
  • tuddy315tuddy315 Posts: 6,831Member Member Posts: 6,831Member Member
    When the guy at the end of the bar sits down next to you, buys you a drink, and says "I think we should get to know each other", ask to see his tax return. He will appreciate you're such a straight forward girl.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 232,911Member Member Posts: 232,911Member Member
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,933Member Member Posts: 6,933Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

    Him: How about we just start with, where would you like to go to dinner tonight?

    Her: Dunno

    🤣🤣#truth
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,933Member Member Posts: 6,933Member Member
    tuddy315 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

    Before or after you jump in bed? Because you know he's gonna want to get started on those plans right away.

    Before and during. And after.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 9,962Member Member Posts: 9,962Member Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 6,933Member Member Posts: 6,933Member Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    He’s doomed. Now he’s got SC. You’ve got WC. Nice.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 9,962Member Member Posts: 9,962Member Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    He’s doomed. Now he’s got SC. You’ve got WC. Nice.

    Don't forget about about UC 😘 lol
  • iMagoiMago Posts: 6,036Member Member Posts: 6,036Member Member
    don't be afraid to make jokes about the hair on her forearms
  • happimess01happimess01 Posts: 3,535Member Member Posts: 3,535Member Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,161Member Member Posts: 2,161Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to make jokes about the hair on her forearms

    What's wrong with the hair on my forearm
  • Reckoner68Reckoner68 Posts: 2,153Member Member Posts: 2,153Member Member
    Just burn it. If it doesn't go away after being on fire, it's probably meant to be there
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 9,962Member Member Posts: 9,962Member Member
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

    In my personal experience... Yes 😏

    The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
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