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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    when someone gets a haircut, or changes anything about their appearance, make sure to ask “did you mean for it to look like that?”
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    edited August 2020
    let her know that the reason you are getting her flowers every week is because you have a crush on the florist.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    never be afraid to tell her what a great friend she is

    or how she’s like the sister you never had.

    idk i like being “like a stepsister” anyways
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Walking her home and following her home are one and the same thing.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.

    ...wait, this is bad advice???
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.

    Nonononono. Truly terrible advice
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.

    ...wait, this is bad advice???

    TRULY TERRIBLE
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    edited August 2020
    It's a great idea to go donate blood right before your third date. Your date will go well
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    never adapt, it shows weakness
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if someone is having a bout of anxiety, be sure to tell them "its just in your head" and "just don't think about it".

    "just don't worry about it haha"
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if someone is having a bout of anxiety, be sure to tell them "its just in your head" and "just don't think about it".

    "just don't worry about it haha"

    am cured
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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    edited August 2020
    Getting a gynaecological exam through a video call is both smart and safe.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    When someone asks if you watch foreign films, you can definitely mention those Japanese videos you watch at night.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    When someone asks if you watch foreign films, you can definitely mention those Japanese videos you watch at night.

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  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    When someone asks if you watch foreign films, you can definitely mention those Japanese videos you watch at night.

    z50fsyn4jz1k.gif

    😂🤗🤗🤗🤗
  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
    Don’t be the one who kills the party by being the first to exit the water when a lightning storm is approaching.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    a half inch long strip of stalk from conium maculatum can feed a man for the rest of his life
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if someone is having a bout of anxiety, be sure to tell them "its just in your head" and "just don't think about it".

    “Oh i’ve had that. Like heartburn? Just relax and it’ll pass in a minute”

    😑😑😑
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    a half inch long strip of stalk from conium maculatum can feed a man for the rest of his life

    love a bit of fresh hemlock in the morning.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    just agree to help and figure out how to fit it in your schedule later
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    just agree to help and figure out how to fit it in your schedule later

    Five seconds of courage *kitten* me up every time
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Everything she says or does is because of you, trust me 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Everything she says or does is because of you, trust me 🤷🏽‍♂️

    It’s true!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    shoot your shot just by thinking about them 🧠
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    shoot your shot just by thinking about them 🧠

    that way you’re never rejected it’s genius

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