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  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 9,016 Member Member Posts: 9,016 Member
    Eat many protein bars in a day. At one sitting. Whatever. Your stomach won’t mind.
  • AriesFLAriesFL Member Posts: 810 Member Member Posts: 810 Member
    Always pick your nose in public.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,956 Member Member Posts: 11,956 Member
    If you really want her to like you, just send D contraband...
  • SwannySezSwannySez Member Posts: 5,814 Member Member Posts: 5,814 Member
    Most women are simply waiting for you to ask them to show off their naughty bits via PM.
  • TarryTaffyTarryTaffy Member Posts: 883 Member Member Posts: 883 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    TarryTaffy wrote: »
    "Perms are not 'so 80s' & over. They're in, trust me."

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    So are mullets

    Lol. I stand corrected. Getting a super short, curly perm this weekend... after my hatchet cut.

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    edited January 2020
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 6,974 Member Member Posts: 6,974 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

    In my personal experience... Yes 😏

    The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    Step 3 is swooping in and rescuing her I think. Atleast that's what that dude in Twilight did.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,956 Member Member Posts: 11,956 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    So my kid has got his first little crush at school...

    No problem son... Easy!

    What you do is, just give her lots of attention one day, and then the next day you completely ignore her...

    And make sure she sees you talking to another girl too...
    And if she looks mad

    🎣😏🎣😏... 😂

    What is the age limit on this? Will it work in my 30s?

    In my personal experience... Yes 😏

    The only problem is I haven't quite figured out what to do after that 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

    Step 3 is swooping in and rescuing her I think. Atleast that's what that dude in Twilight did.

    No... Lol

    Unless you are able to walk away immediately without looking back because you're Batman...
  • mommabear4315mommabear4315 Member Posts: 3,424 Member Member Posts: 3,424 Member
    It’s ok to scratch your knees and call in sick in whatever order you want.
  • George_of_the_JungleGeorge_of_the_Jungle Member Posts: 3,316 Member Member Posts: 3,316 Member
    You're an adult now, eat the whole damn cake
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Member Posts: 2,153 Member Member Posts: 2,153 Member
    George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
    You're an adult now, eat the whole damn cake

    Yes sir
  • happimess01happimess01 Member Posts: 6,974 Member Member Posts: 6,974 Member
    if you are delivering pizzas or letters, always ask them if they are wearing anything under the bathrobe
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 33,657 Member Member Posts: 33,657 Member
    Of course you best friend wont mind you hooking up with their X. In fact it would be an insult to even ask!
  • AriesFLAriesFL Member Posts: 810 Member Member Posts: 810 Member
    Send her penis pic after penis pic. She will appreciate your manliness and forwardness
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 9,016 Member Member Posts: 9,016 Member
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Member Posts: 464 Member Member Posts: 464 Member
    Rub salt on wounds so that they heal faster
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,956 Member Member Posts: 11,956 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    Hey... That's my best stuff 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 9,016 Member Member Posts: 9,016 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    Hey... That's my best stuff 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Well, hey! Maybe it’s working then! I’m sure guys wouldn’t keep using it if they didn’t get positive responses sometimes. Go forth...
  • AriesFLAriesFL Member Posts: 810 Member Member Posts: 810 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:

    “How’s your fitness journey going”
    “Tell me about yourself”
    “Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
    “How’s your sex life”

    Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.

    While also doing my advice above.

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