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  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 8,268 Member Member Posts: 8,268 Member
    Always keep business cards of people you hate in case you back in to a car in a parking lot and want to leave your info.

    Omg...I’m not saying I would, but this is kinda awesome. 🤣
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 8,268 Member Member Posts: 8,268 Member
    Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.

    You’re seriously giving great advice here. (Furiously scribbling notes.....)
  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Member Posts: 464 Member Member Posts: 464 Member
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    Im going to keep this in the bad advice column. Look, if you get it one argument, call a lawyer. Its over.
  • TwitchyMacGeeTwitchyMacGee Member Posts: 3,131 Member Member Posts: 3,131 Member
    If you are unhappy with the circumstances of your life, wait it out and hope for the best. Things always improve without effort.
  • TwitchyMacGeeTwitchyMacGee Member Posts: 3,131 Member Member Posts: 3,131 Member
    Make sure you let her know that she’s really pretty for a big girl and that looks don’t really matter to you anyway.
  • sammidelvecchiosammidelvecchio Member Posts: 791 Member Member Posts: 791 Member
    Your gray leggings are cute, you should wear them to hot yoga.
  • sammidelvecchiosammidelvecchio Member Posts: 791 Member Member Posts: 791 Member
    Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.
  • TwitchyMacGeeTwitchyMacGee Member Posts: 3,131 Member Member Posts: 3,131 Member
    Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.

    This is how you weed out the unworthy
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 7,551 Member Member Posts: 7,551 Member
    wait until she's finally moving on and juuuuust starting a new relationship. then text her "wow i see how it is and here i was thinking you'd have my baby one day" then block her number
  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Member Posts: 464 Member Member Posts: 464 Member
    Always go for that PR bench without a spotter. You dont want someone to see you fail. Better safe than sorry.
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.

    You’re seriously giving great advice here. (Furiously scribbling notes.....)

    Was thinking the same when I read them.

    You don’t need to look both ways when crossing the road. It’s the drivers responsibility to be safe on the raid so they will always stop for you.
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,155 Member Member Posts: 2,155 Member
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    What is love?
  • AriesFLAriesFL Member Posts: 810 Member Member Posts: 810 Member
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    What is love?

    “Baby don’t hurt me”
  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Member Posts: 163 Member Member Posts: 163 Member
    Cut your toe nails at work on your desk. Its a great time saver
  • nitaliebennitalieben Member, Premium Posts: 524 Member Member, Premium Posts: 524 Member
    Also, picking your nose at work is a show of dominance. Promotion guaranteed.
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,155 Member Member Posts: 2,155 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    What is love?

    “Baby don’t hurt me”

    Thank you @AriesFL I knew you wouldn't let me down 🙂
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    Set your work clocks back a couple of hours so you can leave early. Your boss would like you showing the initiative.
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