The Bad Advice Thread
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JustSomeJD wrote: »You should just buy both.
WTH's wrong with that advice, sounds good to me.2 -
Pure fat diets are the way to go MFP. I ate a block of lard for breakfast and I've never felt better.3
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Gorilla glue is great for your hair. 100%. It replaces Got2B Glued perfectly.1
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Feeling lonely? Stop paying your bills. You’ll get a lot of calls and mail.3
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iFartMagic wrote: »Gorilla glue is great for your hair. 100%. It replaces Got2B Glued perfectly.
Also, a great fix for setting eyebrows too.0 -
text her "good morning bountiful!" instead2
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if she doesn't try to guess your password and install a tracking app on your phone then she doesn't actually love you.
just focus on yourself bro.3 -
PAWGliacci wrote: »if she doesn't try to guess your password and install a tracking app on your phone then she doesn't actually love you.
just focus on yourself bro.
😂... Glad to see you back Dude 👍🏼
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Worst advice my mum gave me... Everyone deserves a 2nd chance... cuz it's most often like this...
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BraydanTaffy wrote: »Worst advice my mum gave me... Everyone deserves a 2nd chance... cuz it's most often like this...
With me it is, when you're out, you're OUT!1 -
Miss_Chiev0us_ wrote: »When you go to a bar, yell "YOU CHEATING *kitten* " Whoever turns around is who you should by drinks for.
I really want to try this now, not buy them drinks but just for fun....1 -
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You should definitely cook bacon naked.2
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AlyssaP1987 wrote: »You should definitely cook bacon naked.
Well naked besides a apron i can agree on, lmao 🤣0 -
"excuse the mess" when company comes over, within earshot of your wife/significant other, no matter how clean they keep they house, is the ultimate power move in any relationship. use it accordingly.6
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PAWGliacci wrote: »"excuse the mess" when company comes over, within earshot of your wife/significant other, no matter how clean they keep they house, is the ultimate power move in any relationship. use it accordingly.
HA! Love it!
code word for SO = "the mess"
nevermind how clean the place is...gotcha!
(or did I just twist that into another 'bad advice' with the same phrase?)
You are a true wordsmith @PAWGliacci !2 -
PAWGliacci wrote: »"excuse the mess" when company comes over, within earshot of your wife/significant other, no matter how clean they keep they house, is the ultimate power move in any relationship. use it accordingly.
Reminds me of when we visited some friends; this woman was always worried about how clean her home was. She comes out of her bathroom and apologizes about the poop on the rim of the toilet. I assume it was her dh who was there as well, but it was kinda an embarrassing moment for all.2 -
if you ever find yourself taking a waitress/server out for dinner, then you should surprise her by taking her out to the same place she works at.
all her friends are there and she'll be more comfortable in general. plus she'll appreciate you for doing something different than every guy she knew before.plus you can "oops sorry babe i forgot my wallet can we just use your discount or something cmon they know you here its not a problem right" your way into a second date if you're lucky4 -
Don't let a man pay for anything on a date.
30-yrs later... oh, < Insert huge eyeroll > F'n forget it...
My mum is filled with nothing but horrid advice on every subject. Don't know how her 7 kids survived, but that sibling map looks like a bleedin' bloody battlefield.1 -
if ur ever hungry just eat some of the grapes out of every bag in a food store. who’s gonna know?3
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text her first. text her often.
she'll forget about you otherwise.
ask her if everything is okay if youre not sure.4 -
PAWGliacci wrote: »text her first. text her often.
she'll forget about you otherwise.
ask her if everything is okay if youre not sure.
This is actual good advice. I feel like you’re really mixed up today.
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PAWGliacci wrote: »text her first. text her often.
she'll forget about you otherwise.
ask her if everything is okay if youre not sure.
This is actual good advice. I feel like you’re really mixed up today.
ⓘ Official sources have stated that this information is false and misleading.3 -
doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"2
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PAWGliacci wrote: »doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"
right?2 -
PAWGliacci wrote: »doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"
Make sure you're drunk too so you have that excuse in your back pocket3 -
Summer, squelchingly hot, humid Boston evening, Faneuil Hall.
Friend #1: It's too hot to eat. Let's get giant banana splits for dinner.
Friend #2: It's still too hot, I don't have a/c at home... let's go for a beer.
2-3 beers later, 4 friends, the aftermath...
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If you are cold, eat Jalapeño's1
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