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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Did you know that Cheesecake is good for you and eating one every day will strengthen your bones and teeth because its filled with calcium?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    if you treated her awful in the past, just reach back out again in a year or two.
    make sure and say how you're a "changed man now" though

    why must you ruin everything?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    call her ma'am
  • JDMac82
    JDMac82 Posts: 3,192 Member
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    Drink all the Skinny Tea, wearing your Sweet Sweat Band around you under your Squeeze me Skinny (corset) Waist Trainer.
    You dont really need to work to get the body you want.... just throw away, i mean invest your money in these scams, I mean gimmicks, I meant to say quick fixes that are bullspit, correction..... fitness revolutionary items!
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,231 Member
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    Use the rhythm method for birth control.
    (Catholic Circa 1960s, our son was born 1969)
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,231 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    *** This thread is a joke ***

    Give the best bad advice you can.

    tcxvp558613r.jpg

    Ask Chit Chat for personal medical advice from strangers on line. :open_mouth:
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    call her ma'am

    😑
  • JDMac82
    JDMac82 Posts: 3,192 Member
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    Never take ownership for anything you do... blame everyone else when its wrong and always take the credit for others work!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    If you think you notice a baby bump, go ahead and congratulate her!
    Even if she's not, girls don't mind being called out on their food babies.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    When on that date and your about to go ftmfw... Talk about your mother... A lot!

    And point out all of their commonalities and differences 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    your girl/wife/sidepiece will love you even more if she knows you give money to Charity. so do it and do it often!

    but you should also give a little to Summer, Teri, Heather and Vanessa as well now don't be stingy
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
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    When at a gathering with friends, family, or new people, always bring up religion, politics, and hitler. If they don’t agree with you, just talk louder so they can hear you better.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    when feeling ignored in a room, let out a loud sneeze to announce your presence.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited February 2020
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    happimess01 wrote: »
    when feeling ignored in a room, let out a loud fart to announce your presence.
    Fify ... :D

  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited February 2020
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    Ignore the restraining order, she’s just “playing hard to get”...
  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
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    To save time, take the shortcut down the dark alley in a bad part of town.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    If you are exercising and you feel a really bad pain push through it and work even harder or that pain might never go away

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