The Bad Advice Thread

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    JustSomeJD wrote: »
    You should just buy both.

    WTH's wrong with that advice, sounds good to me. :)
  • 7rainbow
    7rainbow Posts: 161 Member
    Pure fat diets are the way to go MFP. I ate a block of lard for breakfast and I've never felt better.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    7rainbow wrote: »
    Pure fat diets are the way to go MFP. I ate a block of lard for breakfast and I've never felt better.

    Just pure lard or did you add sugar to this? 🤔
  • iFartMagic
    iFartMagic Posts: 21 Member
    Gorilla glue is great for your hair. 100%. It replaces Got2B Glued perfectly.
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Feeling lonely? Stop paying your bills. You’ll get a lot of calls and mail.
  • PAPYRUS3
    PAPYRUS3 Posts: 13,259 Member
    iFartMagic wrote: »
    Gorilla glue is great for your hair. 100%. It replaces Got2B Glued perfectly.

    Also, a great fix for setting eyebrows too.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    text her "good morning bountiful!" instead
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    if she doesn't try to guess your password and install a tracking app on your phone then she doesn't actually love you.

    just focus on yourself bro.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    if she doesn't try to guess your password and install a tracking app on your phone then she doesn't actually love you.

    just focus on yourself bro.

    😂... Glad to see you back Dude 👍🏼

  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Worst advice my mum gave me... Everyone deserves a 2nd chance... cuz it's most often like this...

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,436 Member
    BraydanTaffy wrote: »
    Worst advice my mum gave me... Everyone deserves a 2nd chance... cuz it's most often like this...

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    With me it is, when you're out, you're OUT!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Miss_Chiev0us_ wrote: »
    When you go to a bar, yell "YOU CHEATING *kitten* " Whoever turns around is who you should by drinks for.

    I really want to try this now, not buy them drinks but just for fun....
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,436 Member
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  • AlyssaP1987
    AlyssaP1987 Posts: 268 Member
    You should definitely cook bacon naked.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,436 Member
    edited July 2021
    AlyssaP1987 wrote: »
    You should definitely cook bacon naked.

    Well naked besides a apron i can agree on, lmao 🤣
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    "excuse the mess" when company comes over, within earshot of your wife/significant other, no matter how clean they keep they house, is the ultimate power move in any relationship. use it accordingly.


    HA! Love it!

    code word for SO = "the mess"

    nevermind how clean the place is...gotcha!

    (or did I just twist that into another 'bad advice' with the same phrase?)

    You are a true wordsmith @PAWGliacci !
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    "excuse the mess" when company comes over, within earshot of your wife/significant other, no matter how clean they keep they house, is the ultimate power move in any relationship. use it accordingly.

    Reminds me of when we visited some friends; this woman was always worried about how clean her home was. She comes out of her bathroom and apologizes about the poop on the rim of the toilet. I assume it was her dh who was there as well, but it was kinda an embarrassing moment for all. :)
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    if you ever find yourself taking a waitress/server out for dinner, then you should surprise her by taking her out to the same place she works at.

    all her friends are there and she'll be more comfortable in general. plus she'll appreciate you for doing something different than every guy she knew before.
    plus you can "oops sorry babe i forgot my wallet can we just use your discount or something cmon they know you here its not a problem right" your way into a second date if you're lucky B)
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Don't let a man pay for anything on a date.

    30-yrs later... oh, < Insert huge eyeroll > F'n forget it...

    My mum is filled with nothing but horrid advice on every subject. Don't know how her 7 kids survived, but that sibling map looks like a bleedin' bloody battlefield.
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    if ur ever hungry just eat some of the grapes out of every bag in a food store. who’s gonna know?
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    bby_dvll wrote: »
    if ur ever hungry just eat some of the grapes out of every bag in a food store. who’s gonna know?

    And all the free samples bc free
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    text her first. text her often.
    she'll forget about you otherwise.

    ask her if everything is okay if youre not sure.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    text her first. text her often.
    she'll forget about you otherwise.

    ask her if everything is okay if youre not sure.

    This is actual good advice. I feel like you’re really mixed up today.

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  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    text her first. text her often.
    she'll forget about you otherwise.

    ask her if everything is okay if youre not sure.

    This is actual good advice. I feel like you’re really mixed up today.

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    ⓘ Official sources have stated that this information is false and misleading.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"

    right?
  • strangeanimal55
    strangeanimal55 Posts: 87 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"

    Make sure you're drunk too so you have that excuse in your back pocket
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Summer, squelchingly hot, humid Boston evening, Faneuil Hall.

    Friend #1: It's too hot to eat. Let's get giant banana splits for dinner.

    Friend #2: It's still too hot, I don't have a/c at home... let's go for a beer.

    2-3 beers later, 4 friends, the aftermath...

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,436 Member
    If you are cold, eat Jalapeño's

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